{"id":1036,"date":"2009-02-26T12:13:17","date_gmt":"2009-02-26T10:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=1036"},"modified":"2009-02-26T12:16:34","modified_gmt":"2009-02-26T10:16:34","slug":"viata-pe-dn1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/viata-pe-dn1\/","title":{"rendered":"via\u0163a pe dn1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/foto053-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"foto053\" title=\"foto053\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1038\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/foto053-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/foto053-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/foto053.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Pornind de la <a href=\"http:\/\/nelinistitu.blogspot.com\/2009\/02\/genuflexiune-matematica.html\">genuflexiunea matematic\u0103<\/a> a prietenului <a href=\"http:\/\/nelinistitu.blogspot.com\">Nelini\u015ftit<\/a> (apropo, io fac 1.5-2h x 2 pe zi, deci 4h pe zi, 4 h x 5 zile pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 = 20 de ore pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, adic\u0103 aproape o zi \u00eentreag\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 io o petrec la volan, da?), s\u0103 mai a\u015fternem ni\u015fte g\u00e2nduri despre vol\u0103neal\u0103 pe drumurile rom\u00e2ne\u015fti.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Se pare c\u0103 poli\u0163ia a \u00eenceput s\u0103-i beleasc\u0103 pe posesorii de instala\u0163ii after-market de kituri xenon, f\u0103c\u00e2nd inspec\u0163ii impromptu pe DN-uri \u015fi ridic\u00e2nd taloanele celor cu faruri tip &#8220;sabia lu&#8217; Darth Vader \u00een ochii oponentului&#8221;. E-adev\u0103rat c\u0103 \u015fi je are montate de-astea, dar sunt REGLATE b\u0103, idio\u0163ilor, a\u015fa \u00eenc\u00e2t nu \u00eei proiectez \u0103luia de vine de pe contrasens bastona\u015fele \u015fi conurile de pe retin\u0103 \u00een spatele cefei! <\/p>\n<p>Dep\u0103\u015fitorii len\u0163i sunt \u0103ia care stau pe banda 2 (aia de mijloc), c\u00e2te 10 unul \u00een fundul celuilalt, \u015fi &#8220;dep\u0103\u015fesc&#8221; cu +0.23 km\/h fa\u0163\u0103 de vehiculul dep\u0103\u015fit. Dep\u0103\u015fesc cu un elan de parc\u0103 ar avea urzici pe pedala de accelera\u0163ie, de parc\u0103 ar merge la consum, de parc\u0103 ar avea un porc spinos sub talp\u0103. \u015ei nici unul nu are pornirea s\u0103 sparg\u0103 trenule\u0163ul \u0103sta, merg lipi\u0163i ca omida unul de altul \u015fi staaaau. Staaaaaau. Staaaaaahahahahaaau&#8230; \u00een loc s\u0103 dep\u0103\u015feasc\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 aia, trecem la purcelu\u015fii isterici. Purcelu\u015fii isterici sunt \u0103ia care vin din spate tare, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een fundul coloanei de dep\u0103\u015fitori len\u0163i, \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 dea flashuri, de\u015fi e evident c\u0103 nimeni nu se va da la o parte din coloana aia de adormi\u0163i, \u015fi nici nu au unde s\u0103 se duc\u0103 mai departe din cauza coloanei. Ie-te colea axiom\u0103: degeaba dai tu flashuri ca purcelu\u015ful isteric dac\u0103 ma\u015finile alea din fa\u0163a ta nu au dec\u00e2t contrasensul liber pentru a se da la o parte din fa\u0163a ta; \u00een general, oamenii nu prea accept\u0103 a\u015fa u\u015for s\u0103 se sinucid\u0103 cu autoturismul din dotare. Stai naibii calm, a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 se aeriseasc\u0103 ni\u0163el \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, \u015fi o s\u0103 ai loc s\u0103 te duci sau s\u0103 \u0163i se fac\u0103 loc. Purcelu\u015fii isterici sunt \u0103ia care se streseaz\u0103 \u015fi fac slalom ca dispera\u0163ii, cu toate astea ajung\u00e2nd la destina\u0163ie \u00een acela\u015fi timp cu cei care merg constant. <\/p>\n<p>Lipitorile sunt alt\u0103 na\u0163ie proast\u0103 de \u015foferi, \u0103ia care fac <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tailgating\">tailgating<\/a>, ne\u00een\u0163eleg\u00e2nd c\u0103 nici mama fr\u00e2nelor nu \u00eei poate opri de la 90-100 km\/h p\u00e2n\u0103 la 0 \u00een 0.9 metri, c\u00e2t p\u0103streaz\u0103 ei fa\u0163\u0103 de bara spate. \u015ei sunt de obicei at\u00e2t de pro\u015fti \u00eenc\u00e2t nu \u00een\u0163eleg 2-3 aprinderi ale stopului de fr\u00e2n\u0103, nu \u00een\u0163eleg ni\u015fte proiectoare de cea\u0163\u0103 aprinse \u00een ochi, \u015fi nici avarii aprinse. Cel mai bine cu \u0103\u015ftia e s\u0103 accelerezi p\u00e2n\u0103 scapi de ei, sau s\u0103 \u00eei la\u015fi s\u0103 se duc\u0103 naibii. Tot tailgating se cheam\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd un bou iese din scurt pe banda 2, fix \u00een spa\u0163iul l\u0103sat de mine ca spa\u0163iu de siguran\u0163\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de ma\u015fina din fa\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei \u00een concluzie, mai bine mergi constant \u015fi tare, privind tot timpul la 2 ma\u015fini \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 (\u015fi nu ca lipitorile de mai devreme, care merg cu ochii beli\u0163i \u00een stopurile celui din fa\u0163\u0103) dec\u00e2t isteric \u015fi haotic. E mai s\u0103n\u0103tos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pornind de la genuflexiunea matematic\u0103 a prietenului Nelini\u015ftit (apropo, io fac 1.5-2h x 2 pe zi, deci 4h pe zi, 4 h x 5 zile pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 = 20 de ore pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, adic\u0103 aproape o zi \u00eentreag\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 io o petrec la volan, da?), s\u0103 mai a\u015fternem ni\u015fte g\u00e2nduri despre vol\u0103neal\u0103 pe drumurile<a class=\"continue-link\" href=\"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/viata-pe-dn1\/\">&#8230;(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[81],"class_list":["post-1036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-romania","tag-la-volan"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - 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