{"id":121,"date":"2007-11-15T00:08:10","date_gmt":"2007-11-14T21:08:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/2007\/11\/15\/din-spatele-volanului\/"},"modified":"2007-11-15T00:08:10","modified_gmt":"2007-11-14T21:08:10","slug":"din-spatele-volanului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/din-spatele-volanului\/","title":{"rendered":"Din spatele volanului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parte din via\u0163a mea se desf\u0103\u015foar\u0103 la volan. O mare parte. \u00c4\u201asta-i jobul, \u0103sta-i deverul, asta e. Nu m\u0103 pl\u00e2ng, nu comentez. \u00cemi place la nebunie s\u0103 conduc, \u00een spatele volanului m\u0103 simt \u00een elementul meu, am condus \u015fi nedormit de 48 de ore (\u015fi n-am p\u0103\u0163it nimic, doar c\u0103 \u00een momentul \u00een care-am oprit motorul am sim\u0163it c\u0103 adorm instantaneu), \u015fi acum dac\u0103 mi-ai zice &#8220;hai&#8221; a\u015f pleca la Viena \u00een juma&#8217; de or\u0103 c\u00e2t \u00eemi str\u00e2ng ni\u015fte catrafuse de baz\u0103. \u00cemi place s\u0103 conduc.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen at\u00e2ta amar de condus, ajungi la satura\u0163ie. Nu mai am r\u0103bdare s\u0103 merg \u00een limitele de vitez\u0103 impuse de lege. Nu recomand nim\u0103nui asta; limitele de vitez\u0103 sunt puse cu un scop, previn accidentele \u015fi pierderile de vie\u0163i, iar amenzile nu sunt deloc mici. Nici mie nu-mi place atunci c\u00e2nd circula\u0163ia e blocat\u0103 de c\u00e2te-un imbecil care-a crezut c\u0103 ma\u015fina \u00eel scap\u0103 \u015fi dac\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00een curb\u0103 cu 160 km\/h, \u015fi-a ajuns \u00een c\u00e2mp.<\/p>\n<p>Buuun. \u00cen to\u0163i ace\u015fti mul\u0163i kilometri parcur\u015fi, cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 pe claxon \u015fi cealalt\u0103 pe flash (da, recunosc, dau flashuri c\u00e2t \u00eencape), am tras o serie de \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103minte.<\/p>\n<p>1. Chinul benzii de mijloc (sau banda de interior, sau banda a doua)<\/p>\n<p>Conform codului rutier, pe un drum cu mai mult de o band\u0103\/sens, banda exterioar\u0103 se folose\u015fte pentru circula\u0163ie, iar banda interioar\u0103 numai pentru dep\u0103\u015fire. Ve\u0163i \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a repede c\u0103 aceast\u0103 regul\u0103 nu se aplic\u0103 nici g\u00e2nd \u00een Ro. Pe banda interioar\u0103 (&#8220;banda a 2-a&#8221;, cum se cheam\u0103 ea) ve\u0163i g\u0103si:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u015foferi pe care \u00eei uit\u0103 lumea acolo, merg\u00e2nd cu 60-80 km\/h, chiar \u015fi \u00een exteriorul localit\u0103\u0163ii. De obicei, au un telefon la ureche, dovad\u0103 c\u0103 vorbitul la mobil are efecte negative prin radia\u0163ii \u015fi provoac\u0103 t\u00e2mpire progresiv\u0103. Dac\u0103 ai un job at\u00e2t de important, atunci: fie ai bani de handsfree, fie ai \u015fofer \u015fi vorbe\u015fti c\u00e2t vrei la telefon de pe bancheta din spate. Altfel, e\u015fti un dobitoc ce nu-\u015fi permite s\u0103 trag\u0103 pe dreapta \u00eentr-o parcare, \u015fi s\u0103 suni persoana care te-a apelat (pentru c\u0103 deh, cost\u0103).<\/li>\n<li>Logan-urile MCV. N-am nimic personal cu ma\u015fina, chiar arat\u0103 mai bine dec\u00e2t sedanul, \u00eens\u0103 \u00een ultima perioad\u0103 prea am avut parte de multe MCVuri \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nate s\u0103 stea pe banda a 2-a, de\u015fi nu dep\u0103\u015feau nimic, \u015fi nici de accelerat nu accelerau. Multe erau ro\u015fii, culmea.<\/li>\n<li>basculanta vesel\u0103. Basculanta vesel\u0103 este o basculant\u0103 condus\u0103 de un \u015fofer vesel, care din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd realizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 el poate circula cu 80 km\/h (nu cu 70 km\/h, viteza celorlal\u0163i) \u015fi atunci se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 dep\u0103\u015feasc\u0103. Fiind o ma\u015fin\u0103 pentru a c\u0103rei manevrare sunt necesare ambele bra\u0163e, el nu se va obosi s\u0103 se replieze dup\u0103 ce-a terminat de dep\u0103\u015fit cele 2-3 ma\u015fini ce-l \u00eencurcau, ci va dep\u0103\u015fi (vesel !) cu 80 km\/h toate ma\u015finile de pe banda 1. Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een spatele lui se face ditamai coada, el e vesel.<\/li>\n<li>ma\u015fina de fi\u0163e. Este de obicei o ma\u015fin\u0103 exotic\u0103, gen 650i sau Maserati, care merge cu 40 km\/h pe banda 2. Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 e \u00een localitate sau afar\u0103, el merge cu c\u00e2t vrea el, pe unde vrea el. Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eel flashuie\u015fti, nici nu pare deranjat, nici nu se simte. Va \u00eentoarce brusc, peste banda dubl\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 dea semnal, merg\u00e2nd \u00eentr-un sat din apropiere la ag\u0103\u0163at minore.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>2. Sperietura poli\u0163iei.<\/p>\n<p>Automat, to\u0163i \u015foferii, c\u00e2nd v\u0103d o ma\u015fin\u0103 de poli\u0163ie, indiferent c\u0103-i rutier\u0103 sau rural\u0103, vor merge cu cel pu\u0163in 20 km\/h sub limita de vitez\u0103 legal\u0103. Parc\u0103 d\u0103 strechea-n ei. Poli\u0163ia merge cu 40 km\/h, c\u0103 deh, e &#8220;\u00een patrul\u0103&#8221;, to\u0163i \u015foferii merg brusc cu 50 km\/h, chiar dac\u0103 se poate merge 100% legal cu 70 km\/h. De ce ? Nu \u015ftiu.<\/p>\n<p>3. Cei &#8220;unde sunt \u015fi ce conduc&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c4\u201a\u015ftia sunt cei care merg haotic, de parc\u0103 nu \u015fi-ar cunoa\u015fte ma\u015fina. Vor accelera puternic pentru a dep\u0103\u015fi o basculant\u0103 de pe banda 1,\u00c2\u00a0 dar vor fr\u00e2na brusc c\u00e2nd ajung \u00een dreptul ei, din team\u0103 c\u0103 ma\u015fina lor nu va \u00eenc\u0103pea \u00eentre parapetul de separare a sensurilor \u015fi basculant\u0103 (de\u015fi ar \u00eenc\u0103pea f\u0103r\u0103 probleme). De obicei sunt cumin\u0163i, dup\u0103 o faz\u0103 de-asta se sperie \u015fi se retrag timizi pe banda 1.<\/p>\n<p>4. Papucul furios.<\/p>\n<p>O Dacia &#8220;papuc&#8221;, care refuz\u0103 cu obstina\u0163ie s\u0103 se replieze pe banda 1, \u015fi mai mult, \u00een momentul \u00een care \u00eel dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fti pe banda 1, va accelera furios p\u00e2n\u0103 la 120 km\/h c\u00e2t poate ma\u015fina (goal\u0103). De obicei, e condus\u0103 de un \u015fofer cu fes \u00een cap. &#8217;nuff said.<\/p>\n<p>5.\u00c2\u00a0 Dizelaru&#8217; sportiv. La fel ca Dacia papuc, de\u015fi conduce un motor diesel pe care \u0103l de l-a desenat pe plan\u015fet\u0103 l-a g\u00e2ndit a fi numai economic, nu \u015fi sportiv. Un 1.9 tdi sau similar. Dac\u0103 n-ar face \u0163ac-\u0163ac-\u0163ac motorul, probabil i s-ar auzi strig\u0103tele de nervi atunci c\u00e2nd \u00eel dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fti (pe partea dreapt\u0103).<\/p>\n<p>6. Para\u015futa \u00een Terrano. Este exponentul tuturor fufelor care n-au ce c\u0103uta la volan, conduc doar ma\u015fini de tonaj mare (de la 2 tone \u00een sus, SUV neap\u0103rat, s\u0103 nu se r\u0103neasc\u0103 para\u015futa \u00een caz c\u0103 d\u0103 cu ma\u015fina-n pom), \u015fi i se pare absolut normal s\u0103 fac\u0103 dreapta spre Ploie\u015fti de pe interiorul giratoriului de la Casa Presei Libere.<\/p>\n<p>Vom continua.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parte din via\u0163a mea se desf\u0103\u015foar\u0103 la volan. O mare parte. \u00c4\u201asta-i jobul, \u0103sta-i deverul, asta e. Nu m\u0103 pl\u00e2ng, nu comentez. \u00cemi place la nebunie s\u0103 conduc, \u00een spatele volanului m\u0103 simt \u00een elementul meu, am condus \u015fi nedormit de 48 de ore (\u015fi n-am p\u0103\u0163it nimic, doar c\u0103 \u00een momentul \u00een care-am oprit<a class=\"continue-link\" href=\"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/din-spatele-volanului\/\">&#8230;(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-trafic"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Din spatele volanului<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Parte din via\u0163a mea se desf\u0103\u015foar\u0103 la volan. 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