{"id":1219,"date":"2009-03-24T21:08:54","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T19:08:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=1219"},"modified":"2009-03-24T21:11:09","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T19:11:09","slug":"spermatozoidul-campion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/spermatozoidul-campion\/","title":{"rendered":"spermatozoidul campion"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"pasajPresupun c\u0103 majoritatea cititorilor \u015ftiu cum se produce reproducerea la mamifere: cohorta de spermatozoizi de la mascul alearg\u0103 t\u00e2g\u00e2d\u00e2m-t\u00e2g\u00e2d\u00e2m spre ovul, \u015fi \u0103l mai puternic, rapid \u015fi destoinic spermatozoid este cel care realizeaz\u0103 fecundarea. De unde \u015fi vorba ceea: c\u00e2nd te sim\u0163i mic \u015fi prost, g\u00e2nde\u015fte-te totu\u015fi c\u0103 la un moment dat \u00een timp ai fost cel mai puternic, rapid \u015fi destoinic dintre al\u0163i 50 p\u00e2n\u0103 la 500 de milioane (sursa aici<\/a>).<\/p>\n

Eh, dat\u0103 fiind necesitatea trezirii sublimei mele persoane \u00eentr-o diminea\u0163\u0103 la o or\u0103 mult prea devreme fa\u0163\u0103 de cele cu care sunt obi\u015fnuit, s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat s\u0103 dau piept cu DN1 plec\u00e2nd pe la ora 7 diminea\u0163a de-acas\u0103. B\u0103i nene, deci habar n-aveam c\u0103 exist\u0103 at\u00e2ta lume care pleac\u0103 la ore de-astea dureroase de-acas\u0103, ca s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la birou \u00een Bucure\u015fti! \u015ftiam c\u0103 Ploie\u015ftiul a devenit practic cartier de lucr\u0103tori \u00een Bucure\u015fti, dar nici chiar a\u015fa. <\/p>\n

De-aici iat\u0103 \u015fi leg\u0103tura dintre paragrafe: merg\u00e2nd eu a\u015fa cu abnega\u0163ie prin toat\u0103 aglomera\u0163ia asta enervant\u0103 de dobitoci-\u00een-ma\u015fini-pe-banda-2-merg\u00e2nd-\u00een-paralel-cu-\u0103ia-de-pe-banda-1-ca-oile-la-p\u0103scut-dar-cu-70-km\/h, fix ca spermatozoidul campion m-am sim\u0163it: tot ce-mi venea \u00een minte era s\u0103 dep\u0103\u015fesc c\u00e2t mai mul\u0163i adormi\u0163i de-\u0103\u015ftia situa\u0163i pe \u015fosea, ca s\u0103 reduc din dimensiunea cozii la care urma s\u0103 stau la cr\u0103c\u0103nelele de la B\u0103neasa\/Otopeni (a se citi “pasarele”). <\/p>\n

\u015ei cu mul\u0163umire v\u0103 informez c\u0103 da, am ajuns la timp. Nu mai repet gre\u015feala plecatului la ora aia; dac\u0103 mai am chestii de rezolvat a\u015fa de diminea\u0163\u0103, plec la 3 \u015fi \u00eemi instalez cort pe ma\u015fin\u0103. <\/p>\n

P.S. T\u00e2g\u00e2d\u00e2m e un cuv\u00e2nt foarte greu de scris cu diacritice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Presupun c\u0103 majoritatea cititorilor \u015ftiu cum se produce reproducerea la mamifere: cohorta de spermatozoizi de la mascul alearg\u0103 t\u00e2g\u00e2d\u00e2m-t\u00e2g\u00e2d\u00e2m spre ovul, \u015fi \u0103l mai puternic, rapid \u015fi destoinic spermatozoid este cel care realizeaz\u0103 fecundarea. De unde \u015fi vorba ceea: c\u00e2nd te sim\u0163i mic \u015fi prost, g\u00e2nde\u015fte-te totu\u015fi c\u0103 la un moment dat \u00een timp ai…(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[81],"class_list":["post-1219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-romania","tag-la-volan"],"yoast_head":"\nspermatozoidul campion<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Presupun c\u0103 majoritatea cititorilor \u015ftiu cum se produce reproducerea la mamifere: cohorta de spermatozoizi de la mascul alearg\u0103 t\u00e2g\u00e2d\u00e2m-t\u00e2g\u00e2d\u00e2m spre ovul,\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/spermatozoidul-campion\/\" 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