saitul \u0103la de \u0163inut minte anivers\u0103rile<\/a>: b\u0103 nene, dac\u0103 \u00eemi pas\u0103 suficient de mult \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i zic “la mul\u0163i ani” de ziua ta, fii sigur c\u0103 \u015ftiu deja c\u00e2nd \u00eempline\u015fti tu anul. <\/p>\nIpocrizii perpetuate de-a-mpulea. Anul \u0103sta nu cump\u0103r nici o bomboan\u0103. Cine vrea, bere!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O chestie pe care n-o \u00een\u0163eleg, \u015fi acu’ m\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie a\u015fa, este treaba cu “bomboane de ziua ta”. \u015ei-acum m\u0103 doare capu’ atunci c\u00e2nd m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la obiceiul \u0103la stupid \u00een\u0163epenit \u00eenc\u0103 din \u015fcoala general\u0103 cu \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163irea bomboanelor la aniversare. Venea ziua ta, te prezentai regulamentar la \u015fcoal\u0103 cu 2-3 cutii de bomboane \u00een func\u0163ie…(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[185],"class_list":["post-1334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ganduri","tag-ganduri"],"yoast_head":"\nde ziua ta<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"O chestie pe care n-o \u00een\u0163eleg, \u015fi acu' m\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie a\u015fa, este treaba cu "bomboane de ziua ta". \u015ei-acum m\u0103 doare capu' atunci c\u00e2nd m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la obiceiul \u0103la\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/de-ziua-ta\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written 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O chestie pe care n-o \u00een\u0163eleg, \u015fi acu’ m\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie a\u015fa, este treaba cu “bomboane de ziua ta”. \u015ei-acum m\u0103 doare capu’ atunci c\u00e2nd m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la obiceiul \u0103la stupid \u00een\u0163epenit \u00eenc\u0103 din \u015fcoala general\u0103 cu \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163irea bomboanelor la aniversare. Venea ziua ta, te prezentai regulamentar la \u015fcoal\u0103 cu 2-3 cutii de bomboane \u00een func\u0163ie de conforma\u0163ia cutiilor pe care le produsesei cu banii de la p\u0103rin\u0163i, \u015fi la prima or\u0103 te \u00eenfiin\u0163ai s\u0103-l serve\u015fti pe profesorul sau profesoara de la prima or\u0103 de curs, \u015fi dup\u0103 aia pe to\u0163i colegii din clas\u0103. “La mul\u0163i ani” plictisi\u0163i, na bomboana ia bomboana, c\u00e2ntat cu toat\u0103 clasa, blabla. Ora urm\u0103toare, se repet\u0103 ritualul cu alt prof sau prof\u0103, \u015fi tot a\u015fa la fiecare din ziua respectiv\u0103. Colegii nu mai primesc, c\u0103 le-a ajuns bomboana de la prima or\u0103. Mi-aduc aminte c\u0103 o coleg\u0103, \u00een exces de d\u0103rnicie, a venit la \u015fcoal\u0103 cu vreo 2 cartoane de ou\u0103 cu surprize Kinder.<\/p>\n