{"id":1376,"date":"2009-06-25T10:16:19","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T08:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=1376"},"modified":"2009-06-25T10:16:19","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T08:16:19","slug":"razboi-in-brezoianu-partea-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/razboi-in-brezoianu-partea-1\/","title":{"rendered":"r\u0103zboi \u00een brezoianu, partea 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/7e3f161e1901976880a4588167f931cf_M-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"brezoianu\" title=\"brezoianu\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/7e3f161e1901976880a4588167f931cf_M-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/7e3f161e1901976880a4588167f931cf_M.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>M\u00e2nat de \u00eendemnurile <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.adrianvoicu.ro\/\">Nelini\u015ftitului<\/a>, hai s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc de Brezoianu. <\/p>\n<p>Se f\u0103cea c\u0103 prin al doilea an de facultate, serviciul pe care-l aveam eu atunci tot presupunea s\u0103 m\u0103 duc \u00eentr-un apartament situat ultracentral \u00een Bucure\u015fti, pe strada Brezoianu. Undeva at\u00e2t de aproape l\u00e2ng\u0103 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salapalatului.ro\/\">Sala Palatului<\/a>, care dac\u0103 n-ar fi avut acoperi\u015f m-a\u015f fi bucurat de o groaz\u0103 de concerte din balcon. \u015ei tot s\u0103tul eu de a naviga traficul urban din Militari p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een centru dup\u0103 c\u00e2te-o zi de frecu\u015f la facultate, mi-am dat seama c\u0103 de fapt \u00een apartamentul \u0103la nu st\u0103tea nimeni, cheltuielile de \u00eentre\u0163inere erau zero barat, \u015fi dac\u0103 m-a\u015f fi mutat acolo a\u015f fi sc\u0103pat de minim 2-3 ore de t\u00e2r\u00e2ial\u0103 zilnic\u0103 prin infec\u0163ia de trafic bucure\u015ftean. <\/p>\n<p>Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut. Am \u00eenaintat ideea \u015fefilor, ei au fost de acord, a\u015fa c\u0103 \u00een 2 zile luasem cheia \u015fi m\u0103 mutam.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Evident, c\u00e2nd e\u015fti student \u00een anul 2 de facultate, nu prea ai mare br\u00e2nz\u0103 de posesiuni materiale, \u015fi cea mai mare era calculatorul. A\u015fa c-am burdu\u015fit bine ma\u015fina \u00eempreun\u0103 cu \u015eefu&#8217; (colegul meu de liceu, nu \u015fefu&#8217; de la firma unde lucram), \u015fi \u00een vreo 3 ore de c\u0103rat toate cele sus, se chema c\u0103 eram proasp\u0103t mutat \u015fi desf\u0103ceam o bere pe balcon pentru a cinsti efortul depus. No, toate bune \u015fi frumoase, mul\u0163umit pentru ajutor \u015eefului care-a plecat \u015fi el la casa lui, \u015fi m-am apucat de evaluat habita\u0163iunea. <\/p>\n<p>Locul cu pricina era construit \u00eentr-un bloc din 1937, probabil suficient de trainic de-a rezistat el at\u00e2tor evenimente (c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 \u0163eap\u0103n\u0103 nene!), cu o scar\u0103 interioar\u0103 \u00een spiral\u0103 \u015fi \u00eengust\u0103 al naibii (pe care m-am apucat eu de f\u0103cut alerg\u0103ri vreo 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, probabil speriind locatarii cu duduielile matinale pe care le produceam). \u015ei un lift la fel de b\u0103tr\u00e2n, lemnos \u015fi sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2itor, at\u00e2t de \u00eengust \u015fi \u00eenghesuit \u00eenc\u00e2t tot ce-\u0163i doreai era s\u0103 te nimere\u015fti \u00een  el cu vreo bun\u0103ciune siliconat\u0103. Din p\u0103cate, un an \u00eentreg nu \u015fi-a f\u0103cut apari\u0163ia nici o bun\u0103ciune \u00een afar\u0103 de popula\u0163ia de 80 ani \u015fi peste a blocului, c\u0103rora le \u00eenchideam repede \u00een nas u\u015fa profit\u00e2nd de lipsa lor de sprintenime. <em>Mamaie, liftul \u0103sta nu e suficient de mare pentru am\u00e2ndoi!<\/em> ca s\u0103 parafrazez replica de \u00eencepere a duelurilor \u00een Vestul S\u0103lbatic.<\/p>\n<p>Unul din lucrurile frapante la apartamentul (care \u00een acte era trecut ca garsonier\u0103 dubl\u0103) \u0103sta era \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea tavanului. Ca s\u0103 schimb un nenorocit de bec, a trebuit s\u0103 m\u0103 urc pe un scaun de birou (de-\u0103la mare), coco\u0163at pe un modul de mobil\u0103 de vreun metru \u00een\u0103l\u0163ime, \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 ridic pe v\u00e2rfuri cu to\u0163i cei vreo 1,85 ai mei! deci adun\u00e2nd inginere\u015fte, undeva pe la &#8230; 1+0,5+2=3 metri jumate \u00een\u0103l\u0163ime. Apropo de lustr\u0103: acolo era un model simplu, o plafonier\u0103 cu 5 globuri de sticl\u0103 mate. N-am s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg niciodat\u0103 ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat exact, c\u00e2nd venind acas\u0103 am g\u0103sit juma&#8217; de glob de-\u0103la pe podea, \u00eentreg \u015fi desprins chirurgical de jum\u0103tatea lui care \u00eenc\u0103 era fixat\u0103 \u00een plafonier\u0103. De men\u0163ionat c\u0103 podeaua era acoperit\u0103 cu parchet, iar jum\u0103tatea de glob era perfect intact\u0103. \u00cen fine.<\/p>\n<p>Ce mai era ciudat la blocul \u0103la, erau apartamentele vecine. Pe palier mai erau 2 u\u015fi \u00een afar\u0103 de a mea (deci 3 apartamente pe palier), u\u015fi din lemn masiv cu clan\u0163\u0103 tip &#8220;bil\u0103&#8221; \u015fi \u00eenalte de vreo 2 metri \u015fi ceva, probabil montate \u015fi r\u0103mase acolo de la construirea blocului. U\u015fa de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine era b\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een cuie, \u015fi avea broasca \u015fi clan\u0163a demontate. U\u015fa urm\u0103toare era dublat\u0103 de un grilaj din fier ordinar, cu 2 lac\u0103te pe care nu le vedeam deschise dec\u00e2t de vreo 2 ori pe lun\u0103. Dedesubt alt\u0103 u\u015f\u0103 b\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een cuie, deasupra nu st\u0103tea nimeni (venea cineva s\u0103 mai aeriseasc\u0103 lunar) &#8230; deci, practic, paradis.<\/p>\n<p>Pe la 2 noaptea terminasem eu cam toat\u0103 evaluarea apartamentului, cu pro \u015fi contra, fiind \u00eenc\u00e2ntat mai ales de descoperirea unui set de apometre din epoca de piatr\u0103 montate \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie (Siemens, cu acul indicator din tabl\u0103 \u015fi manufacturate \u00een 1936) \u015fi a instala\u0163iei de alam\u0103 cu robinete &#8220;old school&#8221; (de-alea cu 4 spi\u0163e) de la cada de baie. Mi-am tr\u00e2ntit ciolanele pe o canapea od\u00e2rlit\u0103 aflat\u0103 prin zon\u0103, \u015fi m-am b\u0103gat la somn ad\u00e2nc, mai ales c\u0103 diminea\u0163\u0103 nu aveam nici o treab\u0103 cu trezitul devreme.<\/p>\n<p>Gre\u015fit. La 7:30 (\u015fapte\u015fijum\u0103tate, da?) \u0163\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2r la u\u015f\u0103. Bomb\u0103nind de trezirea inoportun\u0103 \u015fi convins c\u0103 a gre\u015fit cineva apartamentul, c\u0103 doar n-avea cine s\u0103 m\u0103 caute \u00een ziua imediat ulterioar\u0103 mut\u0103rii, m-am deplasat chiaun de somn spre u\u015fa cet\u0103\u0163ii, deschiz\u00e2nd-o moroc\u0103nos&#8230; ca s\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc c-o b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. O b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 mic\u0103 \u015fi scof\u00e2lcit\u0103 ca toate b\u0103bu\u0163ele, dar posesoare a unei energii \u015fi vivacit\u0103\u0163i verbale total neadecvate acelei ore infecte, pe care o freca o mare grij\u0103: s\u0103 m\u0103 treac\u0103 \u00een cartea de imobil, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu seria \u015fi num\u0103rul de buletin plus numele p\u0103rin\u0163ilor!<\/p>\n<p>Va urma \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e2nat de \u00eendemnurile Nelini\u015ftitului, hai s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc de Brezoianu. Se f\u0103cea c\u0103 prin al doilea an de facultate, serviciul pe care-l aveam eu atunci tot presupunea s\u0103 m\u0103 duc \u00eentr-un apartament situat ultracentral \u00een Bucure\u015fti, pe strada Brezoianu. 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