{"id":146,"date":"2007-12-17T21:09:06","date_gmt":"2007-12-17T19:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/2007\/12\/17\/pensionar\/"},"modified":"2007-12-30T10:47:29","modified_gmt":"2007-12-30T08:47:29","slug":"pensionar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/pensionar\/","title":{"rendered":"Pensionar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mai prin toate na\u0163iile civilizate ale lumii, ideea de pensionar e asimilat\u0103 cu un mo\u015fule\u0163 bine \u00eembr\u0103cat, \u00een vest\u0103 cu carouri \u015fi p\u0103r alb aranjat, demn, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu b\u0103bu\u0163a lui (care este \u015fi ea o doamn\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103), \u00eentr-o c\u0103su\u0163\u0103 de or\u0103\u015fel lini\u015ftit, unde ninge iarna \u015fi e pl\u0103cut vara, trezindu-se la 9 \u00eentr-o buc\u0103t\u0103rie luminoas\u0103 unde-\u015fi bea ciocolata cu lapte, dup\u0103 care me\u015ftere\u015fte prin garaj cu nepo\u0163ii sau are grij\u0103 de florile din 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