{"id":1538,"date":"2009-07-29T14:36:50","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T12:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=1538"},"modified":"2009-07-29T14:36:50","modified_gmt":"2009-07-29T12:36:50","slug":"oda-%c8%99oferului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/oda-%c8%99oferului\/","title":{"rendered":"oda \u015foferului"},"content":{"rendered":"

(adaptare mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in fericit\u0103 dup\u0103 Dr. Seuss<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n

\"DrivinganMGB\"\u00cemi place c\u00e2nd deschid diminea\u0163a portierele, cu bip-bip-ul familiar. \u00cemi place c\u00e2nd deschid portiera \u015fi m-a\u015fez \u00een scaunul at\u00e2t de familiar \u015fi reglat perfect. \u00cemi place c\u00e2nd bag cheia \u00een contact, motorul tu\u015find \u015fi-nv\u00e2rtind. \u00cemi place ritualul g\u0103sirii muzicii pentru-acea zi \u015fi-n\u0163\u0103rcarea detectorului de radar \u00een parbriz. \u00cemi place cum se lumineaz\u0103 parbrizul c\u00e2nd \u00eel sp\u0103l de praf. \u00cemi place \u00een fiecare zi c\u00e2nd bag prima oar\u0103-ntr-a-nt\u00e2ia. \u00cemi place c\u00e2nd \u00eenv\u00e2rt volanul mic de piele, cu palmele mulate pe rotunjimile lui. \u00cemi place c\u00e2nd dup\u0103 frecu\u015f \u00een ora\u015f, ajung la drum lung \u015fi pot s\u0103 dezmor\u0163esc cilindrii motorului. \u00cemi place c\u00e2nd schimb treptele sus \u00een ture, ma\u015fina zv\u00e2cnind fluid \u00eentr-o mi\u015fcare perfect\u0103. \u00cemi place c\u00e2nd sunt primul la semafor, \u015fi pot pleca sprinten f\u0103r\u0103-a avea nimic \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. \u00cemi place asfaltul unui drum lat \u015fi bun, str\u0103lucind sub soarele de la ora 18:49. \u00cemi place c\u00e2nd prind semafoare consecutive pe verde, \u015fi romburi galbene cu chenar alb. \u00cemi place c\u00e2nd termin benzina, \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 opresc la benzin\u0103rie. \u00cemi place c\u00e2nd \u00eenfig pistolul falic al pompei \u00een gura rezervorului, \u015fi simt aroma unic\u0103 de combustibil evapor\u00e2ndu-se. \u00cemi place s\u0103 \u015fterg parbrizul, \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 urc \u00eenapoi la volan \u015ftiind c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 alte sute de kilometri de parcurs. \u00cemi place c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fiu mereu atent la ce-i \u00een jur, \u015fi nici un drum nu-i ca altul. Ce s\u0103 zic? \u00eemi place.<\/p>\n

\u015ei desigur, c\u00e2ntecul cu cel mai potrivit titlu: Depeche Mode – Behind the Wheel<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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