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\"compartiment1\"<\/a>\u015ei gata luna de suspendare a permisului, gata mersul cu trenul. \u00cemi pare r\u0103u? nu. De\u015fi mi\u015fcarea fizic\u0103 pot spune c-a fost bine venit\u0103, disconfortul \u015fi timpul pierdut pe drumuri cu transportul \u00een comun sunt extrem de enervante (taxi, tren, metrou, metrou, mers pe jos, mers pe jos, metrou, metrou, tren, autobuz \u015fi timpii de a\u015fteptare corespunz\u0103tori fiec\u0103rei virgule din enumerarea anterioar\u0103). \u00cen plus, mi-am dat seama c\u0103 ma\u015fina mea este cea mai bun\u0103 barier\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de mediul \u00eenconjur\u0103tor, este prezervativul meu \u00eentr-o lume foarte murdar\u0103 \u015fi zgomotoas\u0103.<\/p>\n

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\u00cen toat\u0103 luna asta, au fost destul de multe momente la care m-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 ar merita s\u0103 ajung\u0103 \u00een scris aici, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 am ales doar dou\u0103: unul bun \u015fi unul trist. Las la o parte nenum\u0103ra\u0163ii oameni care “merg cu na\u015ful” (numai pe un Bucure\u015fti – Ploie\u015fti vedeam zilnic c\u00e2te 3-4, \u015fi asta doar \u00een jurul meu), naveti\u015ftii \u015fi tiparele de oameni care fac naveta, etc etc. Irelevante. E suficient de \u015ftiut c\u0103 \u00een IC \u015fi R sunt condi\u0163ii apropiate de Europa vestic\u0103, mai jos e na\u015fpa.<\/p>\n

Primul moment pe care-l scriu e unul trist. M\u0103 \u00eentorceam cu un accelerat de Buz\u0103u, m-a\u015fezasem \u00eentr-un compartiment \u015fi st\u0103team cu c\u0103\u015ftile-n urechi. Vizavi se a\u015feaz\u0103 o femeie \u00eentre 2 v\u00e2rste, \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 \u00een haine chineze\u015fti, cu m\u00e2inile b\u0103t\u0103torite \u015fi pielea \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit\u0103 prematur, str\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een pumn o saco\u015f\u0103. Era clar c\u0103 nu are bilet, dup\u0103 cum palma o h\u00e2rtie de 10 lei \u00eemp\u0103turit\u0103 \u00een pumn, suficient de st\u00e2ngaci \u00eens\u0103 pentru a fi vizibil\u0103. O mai d\u0103dea de gol \u015fi privirea de animal h\u0103ituit cu care urm\u0103rea apari\u0163ia controlorului pe culoar. A stat tres\u0103rind (la propriu) p\u00e2n\u0103 a venit controlorul, \u015fi atunci a disp\u0103rut c\u00e2teva secunde (\u00een general, afacerile astea se rezolv\u0103 la cap de vagon unde nu sunt c\u0103l\u0103tori), dup\u0103 care s-a \u00eentors \u015fi a adormit. Ce m-a mirat \u015fi \u00eentristat oarecum, este atitudinea speriat\u0103 de v\u00e2nat h\u0103ituit; dup\u0103 cum spuneam, sunt mul\u0163i care merg “cu na\u015ful”, dar to\u0163i pe care i-am v\u0103zut erau extrem de non\u015falan\u0163i \u015fi relaxa\u0163i, r\u0103sufl\u00e2nd a “\u015fmecherie” ieftin\u0103. Femeia asta era clar c\u0103 n-avea bani, n-avea \u0163oale roz\/mov \u015fi bijuterii din tabl\u0103 galben\u0103, doar o privire obosit\u0103 \u015fi din care disp\u0103ruse orice speran\u0163\u0103. \u015ei c\u00e2\u0163i oameni ca ea or mai fi?<\/p>\n

A doua faz\u0103 e una mai vesel\u0103, pentru cine o cite\u015fte. Mie mi-a trezit doar instinctele violente \ud83d\ude42 eram \u00eentr-un rapid de data asta, care avea vagoane cu etaj. Vagoanele astea cu etaj au la capete o scar\u0103 din 2 segmente, \u015fi la etaj trei scaune pe fiecare parte a vagonului a\u015fezate fa\u0163\u0103-n fa\u0163\u0103, ca la metrou. \u00centre etaje, se mai g\u0103sesc c\u00e2te 4 scaune pe fiecare parte. Bun, \u015fi se urc\u0103 o \u015fatr\u0103 de \u0163igani (la propriu \u015fatr\u0103, erau n-\u015fpe mii de membri ai familiei, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu c\u0103ru\u0163 de copil, puradei de toate v\u00e2rstele, ni\u015fte paporni\u0163e uria\u015fe burdu\u015fite p\u00e2n\u0103 la refuz, etc) ce ocup\u0103 4 locuri la mijloc, \u015fi la etaj urc\u0103 piranda cu puradeii…<\/p>\n

\u015ei-ncepe circul. <\/p>\n

Piranda cu un puradel mic (adic\u0103 mic nene, nu mergea \u00een picioare ci de-a bu\u015filea pe podeaua jegoas\u0103 a vagonului, \u015fi ie-te a\u015fa \u00ee\u015fi dezvolta sistemul imunitar) urc\u0103 pe scaunele de vizavi de mine, \u015fi-ncepe s\u0103 discute cu \u0103ilal\u0163i la un volum decibelic de-mi provoca puternic c\u0103\u015ftile izolatoare fonic. Ce discuta, nu \u015ftiu, dar alterna probabil \u00eentre ultimul articol al lui Patapievici, \u00eemprumutul de la FMI \u015fi \u00eenjur\u0103turi la adresa puradeilor care nu st\u0103teau cumin\u0163i. La un moment dat, c\u00e2nd se potole\u015fte, scoate din buzunar … nu ve\u0163i ghici never-ever: un MP3 player! Ro\u015fu. Cu cablul de la c\u0103\u015fti argintiu-str\u0103lucitor, \u015fi-ncepe s\u0103 bat\u0103 ritmul din picior. Probabil asculta manele. Eu ascultam Stevie Ray Vaughan. Puradeii ce \u015ftiau s\u0103 mearg\u0103 pe picioarele proprii \u00eencep o curs\u0103 de-a lungul culoarului vagonului, moment \u00een care mi-a \u00eencol\u0163it \u015fi mie ideea s\u0103-mi \u00eentind picioarele pentru a le pune piedic\u0103. N-am f\u0103cut-o. Nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 m\u0103 distrez, e clar \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

La un moment dat, piranda se \u00eenfige precum vulturul pe \u015foarecul de c\u00e2mp \u00een ceafa unuia din puradeii ce mo\u015fmondeau pe podea \u00een patru labe, \u015fi scoate din buzunaaar… nu, n-a\u0163i ghicit nici de data asta … o sticl\u0103 de parfum! cu care se pune pe stropit puradelul jegos de parc\u0103-l b\u0103gase la program de deparazitare. De fapt dac\u0103 stau mai bine s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc, s-ar putea ca asta s\u0103 fi \u015fi fost procedura \u00een cauz\u0103. No, acum tot vagonu’ miroase a imita\u0163ie de parfum “Harmani”, se mai lini\u015fte\u015fte un pic treaba… moment \u00een care pe muzica lu’ nea’ Jimi \u00een c\u0103\u015ftile mele se desf\u0103\u015foar\u0103 al doilea moment de cascadorii r\u00e2sului, c\u00e2nd gravita\u0163ia dovede\u015fte c\u0103 are legi ce se aplic\u0103 mereu, nu ca alea aplicate de justi\u0163ia rom\u00e2n\u0103. <\/p>\n

\u00c8\u0161ine\u0163i minte c\u0103ruciorul \u0103la de la \u00eenceput? \u00c4\u201a\u015ftia-l parcaser\u0103 fix \u00een cap\u0103tul sc\u0103rilor ce d\u0103deau la etajul superior al vagonului, iar prima fr\u00e2n\u0103 a trenului combinat\u0103 cu lipsa oric\u0103rei piedici la roata c\u0103ru\u0163ului duce la pr\u0103v\u0103lirea c\u0103ru\u0163ului pe sc\u0103ri, p\u00e2n\u0103 la parter. Din fericire, f\u0103r\u0103 puradel \u00een el (n-am nimic cu copiii, \u0103\u015ftia nu \u015ftiu mai bine de-at\u00e2t \u015fi nu-\u015fi pot alege p\u0103rin\u0163ii). Bine\u00een\u0163eles, iar “hauleo praleo auleo” \u015fi alte invective similare, continuate cu rea\u015fezarea c\u0103ru\u0163ului perpendicular pe trepte. Acum nu mai putea trece nimeni, dar m\u0103car nu mai c\u0103dea c\u0103ru\u0163ul.<\/p>\n

Drumul p\u00e2n\u0103 la Ploie\u015fti cu trenul dureaz\u0103 50 de minute, a\u015fa c-au trecut repede. Nu suficient de repede c\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc la cap\u0103tul c\u0103l\u0103toriei cu piranda meloman\u0103 tr\u00e2ntit\u0103 \u00een stil Playboy (din fericire f\u0103r\u0103 nuditate, c\u0103-mi scoteam ochii cu o furculi\u0163\u0103 ruginit\u0103), ferind un puradel patruped cu piciorul st\u00e2ng \u015fi extr\u0103g\u00e2ndu-l pe dreptul dintre t\u0103lpile altui puradel plimb\u0103re\u0163 pe culoar, pentru a m\u0103 \u00eendrepta spre sc\u0103ri. Noroc c-au avut ideea s\u0103 mute c\u0103ru\u0163ul p\u00e2n’ la urm\u0103, c\u0103 tare m\u0103 rodea s\u0103-i aplic metoda din Carrefour de \u00eendep\u0103rtare a c\u0103ru\u0163urilor l\u0103sate la perpulis \u00een mijlocul culoarului: \u00eenainte, calcul traiectorie, zbang!<\/p>\n

\u015ei deci dup\u0103 cum v\u0103 ziceam, bine c-am sc\u0103pat de tren.<\/p>\n

P.S. C\u0103ut\u00e2nd o poz\u0103 ilustrativ\u0103 pentru articolul \u0103sta, am dat doar de poze cu purici pe scaunele din tren, cu z\u0103pad\u0103 intrat\u0103 \u00een vagoane, cu compartimente murdare de coji de semin\u0163e \u015fi altele asemenea. N-am avut parte chiar de experien\u0163e at\u00e2t de nepl\u0103cute \u00een luna mea feroviar\u0103, dar totu\u015fi exist\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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