{"id":1696,"date":"2009-10-16T18:07:45","date_gmt":"2009-10-16T15:07:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=1696"},"modified":"2009-10-16T18:07:45","modified_gmt":"2009-10-16T15:07:45","slug":"spleen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/spleen\/","title":{"rendered":"spleen"},"content":{"rendered":"

spleen<\/a> \/splin\/ s.n. Plictiseal\u0103, dezgust fa\u0163\u0103 de orice. (< engl., fr. spleen) <\/em><\/p>\n

E 6 seara \u015fi a\u015ftept s\u0103 se elibereze drumul de lemingii \u00eencolona\u0163i corespunz\u0103tor fierb\u00e2nd \u00een conserve metalice spre weekendul de rigoare pe Valea Prahovei. Fumez la geamul deschis rece al biroului cald, \u00eenc\u0103lc\u00e2nd regulamente de ordine interioar\u0103. \u00cen difuzoarele liliputane ale laptopului url\u0103 Rammstein cu “ich tu dir weh”, \u015fi nu se simte deloc normal, trebuie wa\u0163i, sute \u015fi mii de wa\u0163i nimicitori de timpane \u015fi compresori de cu\u015fti toracice, pam-pam-pam-pam. E-at\u00e2t de ploaie \u00eenc\u00e2t \u015fi adrenalina Internetului pare s\u0103 mearg\u0103 cu rezervorul gol, \u015fi tot a\u015ftept s\u0103 mi se \u00eent\u00e2mple ceva diferit de ploaie, guvern, criz\u0103, trafic, termene, revizii, taste \u015fi butoane, lumini \u015fi avioane. S\u0103 pornesc ma\u015fina, s\u0103 aud motorul cum se treze\u015fte cu nemul\u0163umirea unui b\u0103tr\u00e2n care nu mai e luat prin surprindere de nimic, s\u0103 desprind cauciuc negru \u015fi ud pe asfaltul zgrun\u0163uros, s\u0103 lovesc ni\u015fte pietoni cu priviri t\u00e2mpe \u015fi sp\u0103late de ploaie care traverseaz\u0103 neregulamentar, s\u0103 izbesc \u00een lateral\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 r\u0103storn un SUV de pi\u0163i ce-a intrat pe ro\u015fu \u00een intersec\u0163ie, apoi cu col\u0163ii r\u00e2nji\u0163i ai lonjeroanelor s\u0103 finalizez asasinatul. S\u0103 continu\u0103m demolarea rutier\u0103 \u00eentr-un zbor de leb\u0103d\u0103 cu stropi de antigel \u015fi ulei, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een parcarea infectului aeroport gri, f\u0103c\u00e2nd s\u0103 explodeze \u00een buc\u0103\u0163ele mici de plastic alb \u015fi ro\u015fu bariera parc\u0103rii de cinj’ de mii lei vechi ora. S\u0103 iau un bilet doar dus cu to\u0163i banii r\u0103ma\u015fi pe cardul de plastic “cu cip, introduce\u0163i ‘mneavoastr\u0103 pinul aici” p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een cel mai \u00eendep\u0103rtat punct posibil din emisfera sudic\u0103, unde acum este var\u0103, arde soarele, nu mai e ozon, doar nisip \u015fi ap\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 TVA, s\u0103 ne lini\u015ftim c-o mas\u0103 pe avion servit\u0103 \u00een caserole \u015fi t\u0103vi\u0163e de plastic cu form\u0103 studiat\u0103 pentru a ocupa c\u00e2t mai pu\u0163in spa\u0163iu, fad\u0103 \u015fi plin\u0103 de sare, cu tac\u00e2muri u\u015foare \u015fi aerodinamice din plastic care se vor descompune la abia o mie de ani dup\u0103 ce omenirea se va fi autodistrus. Cu ultimii dolari din “icsceingi” s\u0103 lu\u0103m un bilet de autobuz, un bilet spre plaj\u0103, s\u0103 dau jos hainele \u015fi s\u0103 le fac gr\u0103mad\u0103 sub cap, s\u0103 l\u00e2ncezesc felin la soare \u015fi s\u0103 a\u015ftept s\u0103-mi creasc\u0103 temperatura p\u00e2n\u0103 la autocombustie, un nori\u015for mic \u015fi vesel care face “puf!” \u00een timp ce se-ndreapt\u0103 spre oceanul albastru-verzui-gri din acei ochi minuna\u0163i…<\/p>\n

Da’ ce plou\u0103 dom’le.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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