{"id":180,"date":"2008-01-15T23:04:11","date_gmt":"2008-01-15T21:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/2008\/01\/15\/10-zile-fara\/"},"modified":"2008-01-15T23:28:52","modified_gmt":"2008-01-15T21:28:52","slug":"10-zile-fara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/10-zile-fara\/","title":{"rendered":"10 zile f\u0103r\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2nd n-am mai fumat. O s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi-o zi, ca s\u0103 fiu mai exact.  Cel mai greu a fost nu \u00een primele 3 zile, a\u015fa cum m\u0103 a\u015fteptam, ci \u00een urm\u0103toarele 3. De parc\u0103 bietul creier, f\u0103cut terci din lips\u0103 de nicotin\u0103, ar fi zis c\u0103 doar glumesc \u00een primele zile. Mi-l \u015fi imaginam (pe el, creierul) cu o voce u\u015for crispat\u0103, de adolescent din American Pie, zic\u00e2nd: <em>hai, am glumit destul, gata, ajunge<\/em> dup\u0103 care mult mai nervos <em>hai las-o naibii de treab\u0103, aprinde o \u0163igar\u0103, ce-s glumele astea!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pe plan comportamental &#8230; mai multe.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00eemi lipse\u015fte scrumiera de pe birou. Aruncam tot felul de h\u00e2rtiu\u0163e \u00een ea, era un mini-co\u015f de gunoi.<\/li>\n<li>beau mult\u0103 ap\u0103 mineral\u0103. Rece. Ceea ce e bine.<\/li>\n<li>imediat dup\u0103 ce urcam \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103, porneam motorul \u015fi-mi aprindeam \u0163igara. Acum, m\u0103 urc \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103, pornesc motorul, \u015fi \u00eemi deschid tacticos un pachet de gum\u0103 de mestecat. Totally uncool, dup\u0103 cum m-au \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at reclamele, s-a dus naibii imaginea de mascul fatal f\u0103r\u0103 o \u0163igar\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103 \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>simt mai bine mirosurile. M\u0103 transform \u00eentr-un <em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dachshund\" target=\"_blank\">dachshund<\/a>!<\/em><\/li>\n<li>nu mai uit \u0163ig\u0103rile, nu mai am de c\u0103rat bricheta \u015fi \u0163ig\u0103rile, am c\u00e2\u015ftigat un buzunar liber<\/li>\n<li>mi-e dor s\u0103-mi car <a href=\"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/2007\/08\/20\/a-zippo-is-reborn\/\" target=\"_blank\">bricheta<\/a> cu mine<\/li>\n<li>nu mai am motivul &#8220;pauzelor de \u0163igar\u0103&#8221;, ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 sunt mai productiv, dar &#8230; totu\u015fi mi-e dor de pauzele mele. Lipse\u015fte \u015fi g\u00e2ndirea &#8220;la o \u0163igar\u0103&#8221; a problemelor mai dificile.<\/li>\n<li>diverse efecte medicale (bune)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2nd n-am mai fumat. O s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi-o zi, ca s\u0103 fiu mai exact. Cel mai greu a fost nu \u00een primele 3 zile, a\u015fa cum m\u0103 a\u015fteptam, ci \u00een urm\u0103toarele 3. De parc\u0103 bietul creier, f\u0103cut terci din lips\u0103 de nicotin\u0103, ar fi zis c\u0103 doar glumesc \u00een primele zile. 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