{"id":185,"date":"2008-01-18T03:30:41","date_gmt":"2008-01-18T01:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/2008\/01\/18\/de-trafic-bucuresti-si-imobiliare\/"},"modified":"2008-01-20T19:07:58","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T17:07:58","slug":"de-trafic-bucuresti-si-imobiliare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/de-trafic-bucuresti-si-imobiliare\/","title":{"rendered":"De trafic, Bucure\u015fti \u015fi imobiliare"},"content":{"rendered":"

E \u00eembucur\u0103tor c-a \u00eenceput lumea s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 stopurile de cea\u0163\u0103. Sau poate c\u0103 le aveau aprinse din var\u0103, preventiv, de\u015fi abia acum e cea\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

E trist c\u0103 neuronul multora dintre \u015foferi func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 pe principii cognitive binar-pavloviene, \u015fi anume: “nu mai v\u0103d bine => aprind \u015fi mai mult\u0103 lumin\u0103”, motiv pentru care mul\u0163i merg cu faza lung\u0103 pe cea\u0163\u0103, de\u015fi iluminarea optim\u0103 pe cea\u0163\u0103 este faz\u0103 scurt\u0103 + proiectoare de cea\u0163\u0103, pentru ca lumina s\u0103 bat\u0103 SUB stratul opac de umezeal\u0103, \u015fi nu direct \u00een el. Mul\u0163i se sperie pe cea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi nu se mai dau dezlipi\u0163i nici cu fanfara militar\u0103 de pe banda a 2-a, unde ruleaz\u0103 cu 40 km\/h. Cea\u0163a, ca fenomen, e destul de \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103toare, dar e bun\u0103 – pentru c\u0103 ascunde.<\/p>\n

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Traficul \u00een Bucure\u015fti, mai ales la orele critice, e ca un balon gata s\u0103 explodeze. Se claxoneaz\u0103 spumeg\u00e2nd de furie, de\u015fi nu \u00een\u0163eleg ce cred cei ce claxoneaz\u0103 c\u0103 vor rezolva prin h\u0103rm\u0103laia creat\u0103. Simt o imens\u0103 mil\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de bie\u0163ii poli\u0163i\u015fti din intersec\u0163ii, a c\u0103ror misiune de a comprima cu succes fluvoiul* de autoturisme prin intersec\u0163ii seam\u0103n\u0103 cu dorin\u0163a irealizabil\u0103 a unei g\u0103ini de-a scoate afar\u0103 un ou de brontozaur. Rezista\u0163i, b\u0103ie\u0163i, tre’ s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u015fi vremea scuterelor (oh, minunatul zgomot al motoarelor \u00een 2 timpi \u015fi mirosul de amestec ars ulei-benzin\u0103).<\/p>\n

* fluvoi este un cuv\u00e2nt inventat de mine, dat fiind c\u0103 vroiam s\u0103 zic fluviu, dar \u015fi \u015fuvoi, \u015fi-a ie\u015fit ce-a\u0163i citit.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00cen jurul Bucure\u015ftiului se construie\u015fte \u00een draci, mai ales spre nord; probabil \u015fi \u00een alte p\u0103r\u0163i, dar eu nordul \u00eel v\u0103d des, de \u0103sta scriu, na! \u00cen lumina acestui articol de la Piticu<\/a>, \u015fi cu minima preg\u0103tire pe care (cic\u0103) o am \u00een domeniu, \u00eei dau dreptate: verile anilor 2008 \u015fi 2009 vor fi extrem de interesante, odat\u0103 ce mastodon\u0163ii de cl\u0103diri business vor porni s\u0103 lucreze la vitez\u0103 maxim\u0103. O cl\u0103dire de birouri \u00eenseamn\u0103: multe calculatoare, o ton\u0103 de becuri \u015fi neoane, multe imprimante, multe aparate de aer condi\u0163ionat, multe water-coolere, proiectoare, diverse echipamente. O imprimant laser de nivel business poate ajunge s\u0103 trag\u0103 1500-2000 W constant (nu de v\u00e2rf, ci sus\u0163inut), un AC trage \u015fi el tot cam at\u00e2t, un PC c\u00e2teva sute de watts \u015fi el. \u015ei toate zon\u0103 din nord va fi alimentat\u0103 a\u015fa … dintr-un mare triplu \u015ftecher ?<\/p>\n

De c\u00e2nd s-a montat chestia de la Unirii (bine c\u0103 s-a dus), am avut \u00een 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni trei pene de curent (destul de lungi), \u00eentr-o loca\u0163ie apropiat\u0103, unde nu a fost nici un fel de problem\u0103 cu electricitatea timp de 4 luni. Bine c\u0103 s-a dus scheletul \u0103la metalo-industrial, c\u0103 brad nu i se poate zice. Recunosc, recunosc, o mic\u0103 parte diabolic\u0103 din mine ar hohoti veninos v\u0103z\u00e2nd o \u00eentreag\u0103 cl\u0103dire impersonal\u0103 de corporati\u015fti, \u00eembr\u0103ca\u0163i divers \u015fi totu\u015fi uniform de la acelea\u015fi firme de mod\u0103 pentru corporati\u015fti, transpir\u00e2nd de zor \u00een cuburile lor de o\u0163el \u015fi sticl\u0103 din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 s-a oprit curentul \u015fi nu mai merg AC-urile. \u015ei ce-ar fi mai crunt pentru ei: s\u0103 realizeze c\u0103 lumea merge mai departe \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 rapoartele \u015fi analizele lor. Gata, gata, nu-i frumos.<\/p>\n

Pia\u0163a de imobiliare a luat-o \u015fi ea razna. Am zis mai demult c\u0103 o biat\u0103 garsonier\u0103 \u00een Ploie\u015fti a ajuns 60-65k euro. Chiriile \u00een Bucure\u015fti se \u00eenv\u00e2rt, din c\u00e2te-am sondat pia\u0163a, pe la 300 eur o garsonier\u0103, 4-500 euro un apartament de 2 camere, 6-700 unul de 3 camere. Este impresionant\u0103 acest\u0103 manifestare a unei legi de baz\u0103 din economie, faptul c\u0103 o cerere mare ridic\u0103 pre\u0163ul, dar nu trebuie uitat c\u0103: se construie\u015fte \u00een draci (iar un apartament nou este cu totul alt basm fa\u0163\u0103 de un apartament \u00eentr-un bloc al anilor ’80); birourile \u015fi cl\u0103dirile office se duc spre marginile Bucure\u015ftiului, pentru c\u0103 \u00een interiorul lui este prea scump sau nu mai este loc; implicit, \u015fi cartierele noi de la margine vor avea mare c\u0103utare.<\/p>\n

Practic, cel mai tare site pe care-l v\u0103d pentru anii ce vor veni acum este un site de schimburi. La modul: “schimb apartament 2 camere Cr\u00e2nga\u015fi cu similar Otopeni, c\u0103 mi s-a mutat firma”. Automat, \u0103ia care vor lucra la marginea ora\u015fului, vor c\u0103uta s\u0103 stea c\u00e2t mai aproape de job, c\u0103 n-or fi nebuni s\u0103 vin\u0103 din Colentina p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een B\u0103neasa \u015fi-napoi zilnic. Iar \u0103ia de vor lucra la margine, \u015fi vor sta la margine, nu vor mai avea nici un motiv s\u0103 intre \u00een Bucure\u015ftiul urban. Vor locui \u00een Bucure\u015fti doar \u00een buletin, c\u0103ci \u00een realitate, vor locui \u00een suburbii <\/strong>! Alea de le vedem prin filme ca fiind formate din c\u00e2teva zeci de c\u0103su\u0163e cu gard alb, \u015fi \u00eemprejmuite de un mare gard de beton pentru a da iluzia de siguran\u0163\u0103 locatarilor.<\/p>\n

\u015ei ca s\u0103 parafrazez emisiunea “A car is born”, de la Discovery, \u00eenchei zic\u00e2nd a\u015fa: “and this is how … a town grows up” \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

E \u00eembucur\u0103tor c-a \u00eenceput lumea s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 stopurile de cea\u0163\u0103. Sau poate c\u0103 le aveau aprinse din var\u0103, preventiv, de\u015fi abia acum e cea\u0163\u0103. E trist c\u0103 neuronul multora dintre \u015foferi func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 pe principii cognitive binar-pavloviene, \u015fi anume: “nu mai v\u0103d bine => aprind \u015fi mai mult\u0103 lumin\u0103”, motiv pentru care mul\u0163i merg cu faza…(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,4],"tags":[185,6,180],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ganduri","category-romania","tag-ganduri","tag-trafic","tag-romania"],"yoast_head":"\nDe trafic, Bucure\u015fti \u015fi imobiliare<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"E \u00eembucur\u0103tor c-a \u00eenceput lumea s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 stopurile de cea\u0163\u0103. Sau poate c\u0103 le aveau aprinse din var\u0103, preventiv, de\u015fi abia acum e cea\u0163\u0103. 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