{"id":2045,"date":"2010-02-24T15:08:48","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T13:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=2045"},"modified":"2010-02-25T15:24:53","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T13:24:53","slug":"warszawa-dzien-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/warszawa-dzien-9\/","title":{"rendered":"warszawa, dzie\u00c5\u201e 9"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Votca<\/a>
Votca primit\u0103 de la prietenii polonezi<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

\u015ei gata Polonia. Paporni\u0163\u0103, taxi, avion … the usual. Cadoul de la prietenii polonezi se vede-n dreapta: o sticl\u0103 de Zubrowka<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Poveste amintit\u0103 de pe vremuri, apropo de hoteluri \u015fi telefoane. Se f\u0103cea c-am fost acu’ ceva ani la bulgari, cu ma\u015fina. Pentru c\u0103 pe-acolo problema parc\u0103rii e destul de mare, mai ales \u00een sezon, am ales un hotel cu parcare. Din lips\u0103 de spa\u0163iu \u015fi parcarea fiind destul de mic\u0103, b\u0103ie\u0163ii de la recep\u0163ie aranjau ma\u015finile ca la Tetris, pun\u00e2ndu-le pe r\u00e2nduri una dup\u0103 alta de-abia aveai loc s\u0103 ie\u015fi din ma\u015fin\u0103. Fiecare \u015fofer trebuia s\u0103 lase un num\u0103r de telefon la recep\u0163ie fiind instruit \u00een sensul \u0103sta: \u00een caz c\u0103 vroia unul din fa\u0163a lui s\u0103 plece cu ma\u015fina, era sunat \u015fi chemat s\u0103-\u015fi-o mute.<\/p>\n

Boon.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\u015ei vine vremea plec\u0103rii, aveam trei ma\u015fini \u00een spate. Vorbesc la recep\u0163ie, \u00eei g\u0103se\u015fte pe primii 2 … mai r\u0103m\u00e2nea o ma\u015fin\u0103 care trebuia mutat\u0103, ca s\u0103 pot ie\u015fi. Ce ma\u015fin\u0103? \u00eenmatriculat\u0103-n Rom\u00e2nia, bine\u00een\u0163eles. \u015ei d\u0103-i \u015fi sun\u0103 neicu\u015forule, \u015fi nimic – telefon \u00eenchis. Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103, de nervi, am cerut \u015fi eu num\u0103rul respectivei persoane, s\u0103 sun pe cont propriu. \u015ei-am tot sunat, \u00eenc\u0103 vreo 6 ore … a\u015ftept\u00e2nd cu bagajele f\u0103cute prin zon\u0103. \u015ei dup\u0103 astea vreo 6 ore, l\u00e2ncezind pe canapeaua hotelului, v\u0103d (nu m\u0103-ntreba\u0163i cum am \u015ftiut, a fost ceva instinctiv) un cuplu de v\u00e2rsta’a doua venind alene \u00een stil de sindicalist aflat \u00een concediul reglementar la mare, s\u0103-\u015fi ia cheia de la recep\u0163ie. <\/p>\n

Bun\u0103 ziua, nu cumva sunte\u0163i posesorul ma\u015finii nr. B-nu\u015ftiuc\u00e2t din parcare ?<\/em>
\nZ\u00e2mbet t\u00e2mp.
\nBa da, dar de ce … ?<\/em>
\nPentru c\u0103 de 6 ore a\u015ftept s\u0103 r\u0103spunde\u0163i la nenorocitul \u0103la de telefon, doar \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 a\u0163i dat num\u0103rul la recep\u0163ie tocmai ca s\u0103 fi\u0163i sunat pentru a v\u0103 muta ma\u015fina \u00een caz c\u0103 vrea cineva s\u0103 plece !<\/em>
\nAlt z\u00e2mbet t\u00e2mp.
\nAaa … da … p\u0103i le-am dat num\u0103rul, dar eu nu am roaming pe telefon … <\/em><\/p>\n

S#@F!!@!$$##$XXX!!!!!! Idio\u0163i !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u015ei gata Polonia. Paporni\u0163\u0103, taxi, avion … the usual. Cadoul de la prietenii polonezi se vede-n dreapta: o sticl\u0103 de Zubrowka. Poveste amintit\u0103 de pe vremuri, apropo de hoteluri \u015fi telefoane. Se f\u0103cea c-am fost acu’ ceva ani la bulgari, cu ma\u015fina. Pentru c\u0103 pe-acolo problema parc\u0103rii e destul de mare, mai ales \u00een sezon,…(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,4],"tags":[182,134,135,180],"class_list":["post-2045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-calatorii","category-romania","tag-calatorii","tag-polonia","tag-varsovia","tag-romania"],"yoast_head":"\nwarszawa, dzie\u00c5\u201e 9<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"\u015ei gata Polonia. Paporni\u0163\u0103, taxi, avion ... the usual. 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