{"id":2054,"date":"2010-02-25T17:09:09","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T15:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=2054"},"modified":"2010-02-25T17:09:09","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T15:09:09","slug":"moartea-si-fiscul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/moartea-si-fiscul\/","title":{"rendered":"moartea \u015fi fiscul"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u015eti\u0163i vorba aia, c\u0103 pe lume sunt doar 2 chestii sigure? alea sunt moartea \u015fi impozitele.<\/p>\n

\"Plicul<\/a>
Plicul de la fisc<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Ave\u0163i mai sus poza unui plic primit azi de la Ministerul Finan\u0163elor Publice, livrat la u\u015f\u0103. Ideea la plicul \u0103sta e c\u0103 la primire, se dezlipe\u015fte de pe el o bucat\u0103 de h\u00e2rtie pe care semnezi de primire, fi\u0163uica asta r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd la po\u015fta\u015f. Negrul e de mare efect, accentu\u00e2nd dramatismul situa\u0163iei – sunt dator fiscului ! de\u015fi acum 2 zile am pl\u0103tit alte d\u0103ri, nimeni nu a binevoit s\u0103 zic\u0103 “m\u0103i nene, mai ai de plat\u0103 ceva, nu vrei matale s\u0103 \u00eei dai \u015fi pe-\u0103ia acum \u015fi s\u0103 scapi?”<\/p>\n

Nu, c\u0103ci degeaba avem m\u0103re\u0163 sistem informatic. A fost nevoie de al\u0163i oameni care s\u0103 prelucreze datele astea, de \u00eenc\u0103 un plic expediat din Rm. V\u00e2lcea (aici m-au pierdut) \u015fi o h\u00e2r\u0163oag\u0103 … pentru exorbitanta datorie de 5,5 lei. Care-a fost rotunjit\u0103 la 6 lei, \u00een favoarea lor. De\u015fi pe partea cealalt\u0103, statul mai are s\u0103-mi dea ni\u015fte bani … dar nu discut\u0103m de \u0103ia acum domnu’, ave\u0163i de pl\u0103tit 6 ! 6 ce ? lei, cred, c\u0103ci nu scrie \u00een h\u00e2r\u0163oag\u0103 ce reprezint\u0103 cifra, tre’ s\u0103 deduci pe cont propriu…<\/p>\n

Care ai 6 fise de 1 leu, s\u0103-mi pl\u0103tesc datoria?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u015eti\u0163i vorba aia, c\u0103 pe lume sunt doar 2 chestii sigure? alea sunt moartea \u015fi impozitele. Ave\u0163i mai sus poza unui plic primit azi de la Ministerul Finan\u0163elor Publice, livrat la u\u015f\u0103. Ideea la plicul \u0103sta e c\u0103 la primire, se dezlipe\u015fte de pe el o bucat\u0103 de h\u00e2rtie pe care semnezi de primire, fi\u0163uica…(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[180],"class_list":["post-2054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-romania","tag-romania"],"yoast_head":"\nmoartea \u015fi fiscul<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"\u015eti\u0163i vorba aia, c\u0103 pe lume sunt doar 2 chestii sigure? alea sunt moartea \u015fi impozitele. 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