mojic<\/a> ce \u015fi-a parcat ma\u015fina cu non\u015falan\u0163\u0103 pe prima band\u0103 de pe Magheru. C-o fi f\u0103cut asta de fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu-i fie lovit\u0103 ma\u015fina, c-o fi f\u0103cut asta din alte cauze, cert este c-a f\u0103cut-o, iar obiceiul a prins. A devenit cumva o credin\u0163\u0103 universal acceptat\u0103 de \u015foferii pro\u015fti c\u0103 po\u0163i parca oriunde, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t aprinzi luminile de avarie.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 opre\u015fti pe Calea Victoriei, reduc\u00e2nd ditamai bulevardul aglomerat la 3 benzi circulabile, de la 4. Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 opre\u015fti \u00een sta\u0163ia de autobuz, for\u0163\u00e2nd autobuzul s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 \u00een mijlocul drumului, pentru c\u0103 n-are loc de tine. Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 parchezi pe pista aeroportului, \u00een calea unui avion ce decoleaz\u0103, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t aprinzi avariile (de altfel sunt convins c\u0103 ma\u015fina de balizaj a UTI, care-a provocat accidentul de pe Otopeni, avea avariile aprinse, iar prostul \u0103la de pilot n-a observat-o la timp).<\/p>\n
\u00centr-at\u00e2t de \u00eemp\u0103m\u00e2ntenit a devenit obiceiul \u0103sta cretin de parcare “pe avarii”, \u00eenc\u00e2t acum c\u00e2teva zile l-am v\u0103zut pe un nene cu aspect respectabil, la volanul unei ma\u015fini suficient de scumpe, cum a parcat pe un loc de parcare perfect legal, dintr-o parcare cu plat\u0103 … \u015fi, probabil din reflex, a aprins avariile. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde, s-a dezmeticit, \u015fi le-a stins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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