{"id":252,"date":"2008-02-15T04:44:35","date_gmt":"2008-02-15T02:44:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/2008\/02\/15\/varza-si-trandafiri-de-valentine\/"},"modified":"2008-02-15T04:44:35","modified_gmt":"2008-02-15T02:44:35","slug":"varza-si-trandafiri-de-valentine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/varza-si-trandafiri-de-valentine\/","title":{"rendered":"Varz\u0103 \u015fi trandafiri de Valentine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pe vremea c\u00e2nd f\u0103ceam <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Debate#Karl_Popper_debate\" target=\"_blank\">debate<\/a>, una din temele preferate (care ajunsese \u015fi \u00eentr-o final\u0103 na\u0163ional\u0103, dac\u0103 mai \u0163in eu bine minte), era urm\u0103toarea: <em>Mai bine cultiv\u0103m trandafiri dec\u00e2t varz\u0103<\/em>. O tem\u0103 ultra-dezb\u0103tubil\u0103, ca toate temele bune de debate, care fusese tras\u0103 \u015fi \u00eempins\u0103 din toate direc\u0163iile \u015fi cu toate argumentele posibile, ajunsese deja \u015fi subiect de glume \u00eentre participan\u0163i. Ideea de baz\u0103 era alegerea \u00eentre varz\u0103, ca simbol al banalului-dar folositor, \u015fi trandafir, biet simbol al frumuse\u0163ii presupus inutile. \u015ei d\u0103-i \u015fi lupt\u0103 \u015fi argumenteaz\u0103 pe &#8216;j de mii de pagini, apropo de care e mai bun.<\/p>\n<p>Eh, exact asta se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 acum cu Valentine Day. O aglomerare de elemente comerciale promoveaz\u0103 aceast\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toare \u00eemprumutat\u0103 din USA, motiv de disperare pentru to\u0163i adolescen\u0163ii \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u0163i s\u0103 se dea peste cap pentru a g\u0103si teddybears \u015fi pernu\u0163e ro\u015fii-inimioar\u0103 brodate (fabricate tot \u00een China) \u015fi ciocolat\u0103, a\u015fa \u00eenc\u00e2t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediafax.ro\/life-inedit\/una-din-doua-femei-se-asteapta-sa-faca-sex-de-sfantul-valentin.html?4728;2379404\" target=\"_blank\">s\u0103 se petreac\u0103 o partid\u0103 de sex<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Am plecat azi fix la aceea\u015fi or\u0103 ca de obicei, pentru a ajunge \u00eentr-un anumit punct al ora\u015fului. Dac\u0103 de obicei ajungeam cu 60-70 de minute \u00eenainte, acum am ajuns cu doar 3 minute \u00eenainte. Tot ora\u015ful era aglomerat ca un furnicar, mult mai mult dec\u00e2t era normal pentru acea or\u0103. Tot ora\u015ful era plin de ma\u015fini cu semne de \u00eencep\u0103tor lipite, de ma\u015fini unde <em>ea <\/em>era la volan, iar <em>el <\/em>se \u0163inea cu m\u00e2na de cap (mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in pe furi\u015f) \u00een dreapta. Deci, mul\u0163i <em>ei <\/em>au f\u0103cut cadou pentru <em>ele <\/em>acceptul de a le conduce ma\u015fina, precum \u00een reclama br\u00e2nzei Hochland (<em>nah, c\u0103 l-am f\u0103cut \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit s\u0103-mi dea ma\u015fina!<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 tu, ca b\u0103rbat, e\u015fti at\u00e2t de prost \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 te sco\u0163i cu un Sf. Valentin + 1 Martie + 8 Martie \u015eI GATA &#8230; \u00ee\u0163i meri\u0163i soarta. Metode de-astea tip &#8220;primit sarcina, efectuat dus la cap\u0103t problema, bifat fi\u015fa, \u00eendeplinit sarcina&#8221; s\u0103 le-aplici matale la job, nu fa\u0163\u0103 de cea pe care (pretinzi c\u0103) o iube\u015fti. Dac-o iube\u015fti, nu trebuie s\u0103-\u0163i aduc\u0103 aminte televizorul \u015fi site-urile de pe net c\u0103 azi e Sf\u00e2ntul V \u015fi ar fi cazul s-o sco\u0163i matale pe fat\u0103 \u00een ora\u015f, s-o duci la un restaurant ceva, s\u0103-i prezin\u0163i ursule\u0163ul, s\u0103 te prefaci c\u0103 ascul\u0163i interesat c\u00e2teva ore, dup\u0103 care s-o abure\u015fti c\u0103 nu e prea sigur s\u0103 te plimbi seara prin parc \u015fi s-o aduci \u00eenapoi acas\u0103 la partida reglementar\u0103. Nu.<\/p>\n<p>E\u015fti un fraier dac\u0103 te pl\u00e2ngi c\u0103 nu \u015ftii s\u0103 alegi cadouri pentru 3 zile de s\u0103rb\u0103torit. Fie &#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>e\u015fti chiar at\u00e2t de incompetent \u00eenc\u00e2t av\u00e2nd la dispozi\u0163ie Google, sute de site-uri de cump\u0103r\u0103turi online, mii de articole \u015fi reviste, zeci de mii de idei &#8230; nu acorzi nici m\u0103car at\u00e2ta aten\u0163ie partenerului \u00eenc\u00e2t tot n-ai habar ce i-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103-i cumperi<\/li>\n<li>ai idee de cadou, dar vezi gestul de a cumpara ceva ce ar face placere partenerului ca pe o corvoada, o datorie (sari de la etajul 10, acum, te rog)<\/li>\n<li>\u0163i-e lene, caz \u00een care vezi mai sus cu etajul<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Bine, mai exist\u0103 \u015fi varianta pe care numai o fat\u0103 ar fi putut-o sugera, \u015fi anume ca respectivul s\u0103 fi cump\u0103rat deja exact ce trebuie, s\u0103-l fi ambalat exact cum trebuie, s\u0103 fi preg\u0103tit momentul exact cum trebuie, dar s\u0103 se prefac\u0103 ne\u015ftiutor \u015fi enervat de cump\u0103rarea cadourilor a\u015fa \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu fie luat \u00een r\u00e2s de colegii masculi. Keep dreaming, a\u015fa ceva nu exist\u0103 :))<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei se termin\u0103 \u015fi zilele astea. Se duce 14 februarie, se duce 24 februarie, se duce 1 martie, se duce 8 martie &#8230; \u015fi se \u00eentoarce totul la mediocritatea dinainte. Exact a\u015fa cum zic Parazi\u0163ii: <em>femeia ta e o str\u0103in\u0103 care se fute la munc\u0103, tu n-o mai fu\u0163i &#8211; n-ai timp, e\u015fti obosit, ea nu-i de st\u00e2nc\u0103, \u00ceNC\u00c4\u201a \/\/ v\u0103 mai iubi\u0163i, ce pula mea, u\u015for de zis, a mai r\u0103mas obi\u015fnuin\u0163a \u015fi umbra unui vis \/\/ pleci \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 10 zile la 3 ani, e pentru bani, e pentru-un viitor comun creat pentru-americani \/\/ \u00ee\u0163i dai via\u0163a pentru firm\u0103, ai un bonus la doo luni, e\u015fti cel mai bun, dac\u0103 cedezi &#8211; te intern\u0103m la nebuni.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Nu v\u0103 mai \u00eencadra\u0163i pe f\u0103ga\u015fele astea b\u0103tute de al\u0163ii. Face\u0163i-v\u0103 propriile s\u0103rb\u0103tori. Face\u0163i surprize. Lua\u0163i flori din senin, f\u0103r\u0103 un motiv anume, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie o anume zi \u00een calendar sau o anumit\u0103 aniversare. Fi\u0163i spontani, arunca\u0163i ursule\u0163ii \u00een raft \u015fi bomboanele \u00een frigider. Nu merge\u0163i \u00een restaurant, ci pe plaj\u0103 noaptea. C\u00e2nta\u0163i prin ploaie. Face\u0163i karaoke. Orice. DAR NU V\u00c4\u201a LOBOTOMIZA\u00c5\u00a2I.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe vremea c\u00e2nd f\u0103ceam debate, una din temele preferate (care ajunsese \u015fi \u00eentr-o final\u0103 na\u0163ional\u0103, dac\u0103 mai \u0163in eu bine minte), era urm\u0103toarea: Mai bine cultiv\u0103m trandafiri dec\u00e2t varz\u0103. 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