{"id":266,"date":"2008-02-19T16:30:33","date_gmt":"2008-02-19T14:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/2008\/02\/19\/cum-functioneaza\/"},"modified":"2008-02-19T16:30:33","modified_gmt":"2008-02-19T14:30:33","slug":"cum-functioneaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/cum-functioneaza\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum func\u0163ioneaz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/385\/\" target=\"_blank\">xkcd de ast\u0103zi<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/how_it_works.png\" alt=\"how_it_works.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Adaptare rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 la volan:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u015fofer prost \u00ee\u0163i taie calea &#8211; <\/em>b\u0103 boule, vezi pe unde mergi!<br \/>\n<em>\u015foferi\u0163\u0103 proast\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i taie calea &#8211; <\/em>femeile astea ar trebui s\u0103 stea la crati\u0163\u0103, nu la volan!<\/p>\n<p>Sau, cum umbl\u0103 vorba: to\u0163i cei care conduc mai repede dec\u00e2t mine sunt ni\u015fte iresponsabili s\u0103ri\u0163i de pe fix, iar to\u0163i cei care merg mai \u00eencet dec\u00e2t mine sunt ni\u015fte mol\u00e2i ce \u00eencurc\u0103 drumul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xkcd de ast\u0103zi: Adaptare rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 la volan: \u015fofer prost \u00ee\u0163i taie calea &#8211; b\u0103 boule, vezi pe unde mergi! \u015foferi\u0163\u0103 proast\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i taie calea &#8211; femeile astea ar trebui s\u0103 stea la crati\u0163\u0103, nu la volan! 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