{"id":2745,"date":"2010-12-24T20:10:26","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T18:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=2745"},"modified":"2010-12-24T11:18:50","modified_gmt":"2010-12-24T09:18:50","slug":"de-craciun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/de-craciun\/","title":{"rendered":"de Cr\u0103ciun"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nici nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic. Mi se pare unul din cele mai z\u0103p\u0103cite Cr\u0103ciunuri posibile: jafuri la b\u0103nci, oameni care se arunc\u0103 de la balcon \u00een parlament, o bulib\u0103\u0219eal\u0103 generalizat\u0103 de la vl\u0103dic\u0103 la opinc\u0103, nu va ninge dar va ploua, avem manele cu titlu de “muzic\u0103 pentru s\u0103rb\u0103tori”, se emigreaz\u0103 pe capete, pietonii se-arunc\u0103 buimaci \u00een strad\u0103, \u0219oferii mai au ni\u021bel \u0219i se iau de p\u0103r prin intersec\u021bii, cump\u0103r\u0103torii se calc\u0103-n picioare prin supermarketuri (deci, cum zic \u0219i al\u021bii: criz\u0103 pe naiba), ceart\u0103 pe interne\u021bi \u0219i-n realitate ca la u\u0219a cortului \u00een loc de calm \u0219i bun\u0103tate, SMS-uri copiate de pe net c\u0103ci ne e lene s\u0103 scriem felicit\u0103ri sau s\u0103 compunem ur\u0103ri originale, priorit\u0103\u021bile sunt umflarea ma\u021bului \u0219i alcoolizarea neuronului, n-am v\u0103zut un om de z\u0103pad\u0103 toat\u0103 iarna…<\/p>\n

Dac’a\u0219 putea, a\u0219 comprima filmul It’s a Wonderful Life – 1946<\/a> \u0219i melodia Nitro – Chiar de Cr\u0103ciun<\/a> \u00eentr-un medicament care s\u0103 vindece lumea asta bolnav\u0103. \u00cencerca\u021bi s\u0103 n-o lua\u021bi razna. Cr\u0103ciun fericit!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nici nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic. Mi se pare unul din cele mai z\u0103p\u0103cite Cr\u0103ciunuri posibile: jafuri la b\u0103nci, oameni care se arunc\u0103 de la balcon \u00een parlament, o bulib\u0103\u0219eal\u0103 generalizat\u0103 de la vl\u0103dic\u0103 la opinc\u0103, nu va ninge dar va ploua, avem manele cu titlu de “muzic\u0103 pentru s\u0103rb\u0103tori”, se emigreaz\u0103 pe capete, pietonii…(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[185],"class_list":["post-2745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ganduri","tag-ganduri"],"yoast_head":"\nde Cr\u0103ciun<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Nici nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic. 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