{"id":279,"date":"2008-02-24T17:46:25","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T15:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/2008\/02\/24\/din-spatele-volanului-2\/"},"modified":"2008-02-24T22:08:40","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T20:08:40","slug":"din-spatele-volanului-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/din-spatele-volanului-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Din spatele volanului II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lemming\" target=\"_blank\">Lemingii<\/a> sunt ni\u015fte roz\u0103toare mici \u015fi haioase, pe care din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Runs_amok\" target=\"_blank\">le-apuc\u0103 amocul<\/a> \u015fi o iau razna de ciud\u0103 c\u0103 nu au apartament cu termopane \u015fi lecedeu, motiv pentru care <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lemming#Behavior\" target=\"_blank\">pleac\u0103 \u00een turm\u0103 \u00eencotro v\u0103d cu ochii<\/a>, pentru a-\u015fi c\u0103uta un trai mai bun. La fel ca lemingii, marea majoritate a bucure\u015ftenilor pleac\u0103 \u00een fiecare vineri spre Valea Prahovei, pentru a presta &#8220;un weekend de relaxare&#8221;, care const\u0103 \u00een a merge la munte \u015fi-a te \u00eendopa cu gr\u0103tare \u015fi bere.<\/p>\n<p>La prima vedere, nimic \u00een neregul\u0103 \u00een chestia asta; dar, doar la prima vedere. Vineri, ies la plimbare to\u0163i \u015foferii de duminic\u0103. To\u0163i cei care-n timpul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii merg la birou cu tramvaiul sau metroul, \u015fi n-au experien\u0163\u0103 \u00een ale condusului. To\u0163i cei care pleac\u0103 la drum cu doi factori de stress pe cap: \u00eengrijorarea provocat\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 nu au experien\u0163\u0103, \u015fi b\u0103taia de cap provocat\u0103 de familie\/copii agita\u0163i pe banchet\u0103\/nevast\u0103 enervant\u0103\/griji de la servici. \u00centr-un cuv\u00e2nt: cei care n-au ce c\u0103uta la volan. Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103-\u0163i p\u0103strezi s\u0103n\u0103tatea mintal\u0103, nu pleca vineri din Bucure\u015fti, \u015fi nu te duce duminic\u0103 la Bucure\u015fti.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u00cencerc s\u0103 a\u015ftern pe WordPress ni\u015fte reguli elementare pentru depistarea \u015foferilor de duminic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015eoferul (sau \u015foferi\u0163a, s\u0103 nu discrimin\u0103m) de duminic\u0103 &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; va circula cu o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de boarfe, juc\u0103rii, gr\u0103tare demontabile din Metro, umbrele de plaj\u0103, scaune pliante \u015fi alte rahaturi \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dite \u00een partea din spate a ma\u015finii sale station-wagon (break, cum se mai zice), a\u015fa \u00eenc\u00e2t nu va mai vedea nimic prin lunet\u0103. Nu c\u0103 ar avea nevoie de asta, c\u0103ci \u015foferul de duminic\u0103 oricum nu folose\u015fte oglinda retrovizoare central\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;  va circula bine \u00eencoto\u015fm\u0103nit \u015fi cu un fes sau \u015fapc\u0103 pe cap, de\u015fi afar\u0103 sunt 15-20 de grade \u015fi ma\u015fina poate \u00eenc\u0103lzi oricum habitaclul. El nu realizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 ai nevoie de mobilitate \u015fi libertate \u00een mi\u015fc\u0103ri, atunci c\u00e2nd conduci, \u015fi se urc\u0103 la volan ca \u015fi cum ar pleca pe munte. Va manevra haotic pe drum deoarece, precum lupii, nu poate \u00eentoarce suficient g\u00e2tul pentru a se asigura, din cauza fularului gros de l\u00e2n\u0103. Regul\u0103 general\u0103: feri\u0163i, evita\u0163i pe c\u00e2t posibil \u015foferii cu \u015fapc\u0103\/fes\/p\u0103l\u0103rie la volan.<\/p>\n<p>.. are folie c\u00e2t mai \u00eenchis\u0103 pe geamuri \u015fi lunet\u0103, ca atare nu va vedea flashurile venite din partea coloanei pe care-a format-o \u00een spatele lui, merg\u00e2nd cu 50 km\/h \u00een afara localit\u0103\u0163ii. \u00c5\u00a2in\u00e2nd cont c\u0103 este prev\u0103zut \u00een Codul Rutier c\u0103 banda de mijloc se folose\u015fte doar pentru dep\u0103\u015fire, nu ezita\u0163i s\u0103-l claxona\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 se d\u0103 la o parte.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; nu are handsfree. El vorbe\u015fte la telefon \u0163in\u00e2ndu-l \u00een m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103, sprijinindu-\u015fi cotul pe portier\u0103. Din fericire, creierul se protejeaz\u0103 \u015fi comand\u0103 membrelor auxiliare ocupate cu condusul efectiv s\u0103 \u00eencetineasc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la o vitez\u0103 relativ sigur\u0103. Ve\u0163i vedea bizonul cu telefon la ureche, sprijinit cu cotul pe portier\u0103, merg\u00e2nd cu 30-40 km\/h pe banda de interior, complet rupt de realitatea \u00eenconjur\u0103toare. Poate s\u0103 explodeze \u015fi o min\u0103 anti-tanc l\u00e2ng\u0103 bizon, el nu se va sesiza \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi va continua convorbirea.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; nu are experien\u0163\u0103 \u00een traficul de DN, ca atare habar n-are s\u0103 aprecieze vitezele altor vehicule. Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 tu vii sus\u0163inut din spate cu 120-130 km\/h din spate, el va ie\u015fi calm \u015fi nevinovat \u00een dep\u0103\u015fire, cu motorul subturat, acceler\u00e2nd cu viteza melcului drogat. Dep\u0103\u015firea va dura minim 30 de secunde, chiar dac\u0103 dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fte o biciclet\u0103, deoarece \u015foferul de duminic\u0103 nu accelereaz\u0103 \u00een dep\u0103\u015fire, ci merge cu aceea\u015fi vitez\u0103. Vehiculul dep\u0103\u015fit mergea cu X km\/h? \u015eoferul de duminic\u0103 mergea cu X+5 km\/h? ei, cu aceea\u015fi vitez\u0103 va efectua \u015fi dep\u0103\u015firea!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; nu este con\u015ftient de ceea ce se afl\u0103 \u00een jurul lui. C\u00e2nd este trezit din reveria pe care-o desf\u0103\u015fura pe banda de interior de ni\u015fte flashuri din spate, se va panica \u015fi va trage de volan spre dreapta f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se uite dac\u0103 este ceva acolo. Cum \u00eenc\u0103 mai are oare\u015fce instinct de conservare r\u0103mas, va observa c\u0103 acolo se afl\u0103 totu\u015fi un TIR sau dub\u0103 de peste 3,5 tone, \u015fi va trage iar brusc de volan spre st\u00e2nga, pentru a nu intra sub respectivul TIR. \u00centr-un t\u00e2rziu \u00ee\u015fi va da seama c\u0103 poate s\u0103 accelereze, va accelera speriat ap\u0103s\u00e2nd pedala la fund (moment \u00een care \u00een spatele ma\u015finii sale se formeaz\u0103 un nor mare de fum negru, deoarece \u015foferul de duminic\u0103 are ma\u015fin\u0103 <em>diz\u0103l<\/em> \u015fi merge extrem de subturat cu ea), \u015fi va t\u0103ia calea mai sus-pomenitului TIR.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; va efectua manevre bru\u015fte, f\u0103r\u0103 nici o logic\u0103. Cum ar fi: 3 benzi dup\u0103 cobor\u00e2rea podului de la Otopeni, \u015foferul de duminic\u0103 este pe banda din mijloc, \u015foferul de duminic\u0103 \u00eemi taie brusc fa\u0163a (eu fiind pe banda de interior), dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fte vehiculul pe care-l avea \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 pe banda din mijloc, dup\u0103 care \u00eei taie \u015fi acestuia fa\u0163a \u015fi se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 brusc pe banda de exterior pentru a intra pe devierea pentru intrarea spre cartierul din B\u0103neasa.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; va circula cu 30 km\/h pe banda de interior, DAR cu un scop bine \u00eentemeiat (la \u0103\u015ftia trebuie mare grij\u0103): el vrea s\u0103 vireze st\u00e2nga, peste linia dubl\u0103, \u015fi p\u00e2nde\u015fte un moment prielnic pentru a se strecura prin traficul ce vine din sens opus. Repet: mare, mare grij\u0103 la \u0103\u015ftia.<\/p>\n<p>Cam astea ar fi, momentan. A venit prim\u0103vara, au ap\u0103rut \u015fi motocicli\u015ftii \u00een trafic. Chiar dac\u0103 fac \u015fi ei prostii, feri\u0163i-i: voi risca\u0163i o tabl\u0103 \u00eendoit\u0103, ei risc\u0103 r\u0103ni, paralizie sau moarte. Fi\u0163i mai de\u015ftep\u0163i dec\u00e2t ei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lemingii sunt ni\u015fte roz\u0103toare mici \u015fi haioase, pe care din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd le-apuc\u0103 amocul \u015fi o iau razna de ciud\u0103 c\u0103 nu au apartament cu termopane \u015fi lecedeu, motiv pentru care pleac\u0103 \u00een turm\u0103 \u00eencotro v\u0103d cu ochii, pentru a-\u015fi c\u0103uta un trai mai bun. 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