{"id":307,"date":"2008-07-02T22:55:50","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T20:55:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=307"},"modified":"2008-07-02T22:55:50","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T20:55:50","slug":"hemoroizii-la-romani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/hemoroizii-la-romani\/","title":{"rendered":"Hemoroizii la rom\u00e2ni"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am g\u0103sit problema esen\u0163ial\u0103 ce cauzeaz\u0103 toate problemele din \u0163ara asta. Nu traficul, nu s\u0103r\u0103cia … nu. Problema Rom\u00e2niei sunt hemoroizii.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/dexonline.ro\/search.php?cuv=hemoroizi<\/p>\n

HEMORO\u00c3\u008dZI<\/strong> s.m. pl. Dilata\u0163ii varicoase interne sau externe ale venelor din regiunea rectului, manifestate prin dureri \u015fi hemoragii, ap\u0103r\u00e2nd mai ales la cei ce duc o via\u0163\u0103 sedentar\u0103; tr\u00e2nji. \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Din fr. h\u00c3\u00a9morro\u00c3\u00afdes<\/strong>. <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Deci, sintetizat \u00een limbaj popular: durere \u00een cur.<\/p>\n

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Deoarece pe majoritatea rom\u00e2nilor \u00eei doare profund \u00een cur, de-aia ni se \u015fi augmenteaz\u0103 zilnic sc\u00e2rba fa\u0163\u0103 de na\u0163iunea conlocuitoare a spa\u0163iului carpato-danubiano-pontic.<\/p>\n

Pe rom\u00e2n \u00eel doare \u00een cur…<\/p>\n

… c\u00e2nd opre\u015fte “pe avarii”, bloc\u00e2nd o \u00eentreag\u0103 band\u0103 de circula\u0163ie. \u00cel doare-n cur de \u0103ia din spatele lui, pe care i-a blocat \u015fi c-a \u00eencurcat traficul.<\/p>\n

… c\u00e2nd nu-\u015fi face treaba pentru care este pl\u0103tit. \u00cel doare-n cur c\u0103 altul va trage ponoase de pe urma lui, c\u0103 un client va pleca nemul\u0163umit, c\u0103 din cauza asta firma la care lucreaz\u0103 va da \u00een cele din urm\u0103 faliment.<\/p>\n

… c\u00e2nd trage de volan ca vita, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se asigure. \u00cel doare-n cur c\u0103 poate l\u00e2ng\u0103 el e o ma\u015fin\u0103 sau o motociclet\u0103.<\/p>\n

… c\u00e2nd se urc\u0103 \u00een mijloacele de transport \u00een comun f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se fi sp\u0103lat \u00een ultimele 48 de ore. \u00cel doare-n cur c\u0103 \u0103ilal\u0163i neferici\u0163i de l\u00e2ng\u0103 el vor fi nevoi\u0163i s\u0103-i suporte duhoarea pre\u0163 de zeci de minute.<\/p>\n

… c\u00e2nd arunc\u0103 non\u015falant gunoiul pe geamul ma\u015finii sau pe trotuar. \u00cel doare-n cur c\u0103 zona aia o s\u0103 arate ca groapa de gunoi Glina, el oricum se va pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 prim\u0103ria nu face curat.<\/p>\n

… c\u00e2nd iese la plimbare cu c\u00e2inele din dotare \u015fi-l las\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 nevoile \u00een trotuar. \u00cel doare-n cur c\u0103 pute, c\u0103 cineva neatent va c\u0103lca \u00een c\u0103cat.<\/p>\n

… c\u00e2nd d\u0103 maneaua la maxim, de\u015fi st\u0103 la bloc. \u00cel doare-n cur c\u0103 poate vecinul lui e bolnav, vrea s\u0103 doarm\u0103 dup\u0103 o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 groaznic\u0103, are m\u00e2ine interviu de angajare sau examen la facultate.<\/p>\n

… c\u00e2nd d\u0103 ture cu toba lui de e\u015fapament spart\u0103 sau g\u0103urit\u0103 s\u0103 sune sport, m\u00e2nca-\u0163i-a\u015f!<\/em> la 2 noaptea pe bulevard, unde oamenii poate dorm.<\/p>\n

… c\u00e2nd trebuie s\u0103-\u015fi pl\u0103teasc\u0103 d\u0103rile, facturile, taxele. \u00cel doare-n cur c\u0103 banii \u0103ia au un scop, el viseaz\u0103 doar s\u0103 fie cel mai \u015fmecher \u015fi s\u0103 nu pl\u0103teasc\u0103 nimic.<\/p>\n

… c\u0103 e incult. \u00cel doare-n cur c\u0103 nu \u015ftie s\u0103 lege 3 vorbe, face dezacorduri gramaticale flagrante \u015fi n-a mai citit o carte din liceu.<\/p>\n

… c\u0103 e mojic. \u00cel doare-n cur de femeia cu un copil mic \u00een bra\u0163e care st\u0103-n picioare l\u00e2ng\u0103 el, dar ascult\u0103 manele la telefonul mobil pus pe speaker.<\/p>\n

… c\u0103 las\u0103 mun\u0163i de gunoaie \u00een iarb\u0103, dup\u0103 ce iese la iarb\u0103 verde. \u00cel doare-n cur c\u0103 data viitoare c\u00e2nd va veni \u00een acela\u015fi loc va m\u00e2nca \u00eenconjurat de PET-uri \u015fi cartoane acoperite cu mu\u015ftar uscat.<\/p>\n

\u015ei tot a\u015fa. Nu \u015ftiu cine-a f\u0103cut reclama Petrom, cea cu sloganul “Rom\u00e2nia va cre\u015fte prin bun sim\u0163 \u015fi responsabilitate”, dar a fost tare inspirat. Dilema mea este: avem oare bun sim\u0163 \u015fi responsabilitate, sau e nevoie s\u0103 fie impuse cu b\u0103\u0163ul \u015fi biciul?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am g\u0103sit problema esen\u0163ial\u0103 ce cauzeaz\u0103 toate problemele din \u0163ara asta. Nu traficul, nu s\u0103r\u0103cia … nu. Problema Rom\u00e2niei sunt hemoroizii. http:\/\/dexonline.ro\/search.php?cuv=hemoroizi HEMORO\u00c3\u008dZI s.m. pl. Dilata\u0163ii varicoase interne sau externe ale venelor din regiunea rectului, manifestate prin dureri \u015fi hemoragii, ap\u0103r\u00e2nd mai ales la cei ce duc o via\u0163\u0103 sedentar\u0103; tr\u00e2nji. \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Din fr. h\u00c3\u00a9morro\u00c3\u00afdes.…(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,4],"tags":[185,180],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ganduri","category-romania","tag-ganduri","tag-romania"],"yoast_head":"\nHemoroizii la rom\u00e2ni<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Am g\u0103sit problema esen\u0163ial\u0103 ce cauzeaz\u0103 toate problemele din \u0163ara asta. Nu traficul, nu s\u0103r\u0103cia ... nu. 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