{"id":3516,"date":"2011-05-31T00:27:17","date_gmt":"2011-05-30T21:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=3516"},"modified":"2011-05-31T00:27:17","modified_gmt":"2011-05-30T21:27:17","slug":"epifanie-de-ro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/epifanie-de-ro\/","title":{"rendered":"epifanie de ro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Acu&#8217; vreo 2 zile parcam ma\u015fina, \u00eentr-un loc g\u0103sit ca toate locurile de parcare \u00een Bucure\u015fti: cu chiu, cu vai. \u00cen jur, ca prin restul ora\u015fului: mizerie, PETuri goale de bere (2,5 litri!), miros de pipi \u015fi gunoaie. La trecerea de pietoni semnalizat\u0103 cu panouri fotovoltaice \u015fi LEDuri galbene aprinse intermitent se b\u0103l\u0103ng\u0103nea indecis un cet\u0103\u0163ean cu \u015fapc\u0103 \u015fi privire de Dorel, care sigur nu \u015ftia ce-i aia LED sau panou fotovoltaic. Am oftat \u00een g\u00e2nd medit\u00e2nd la c\u00e2t de r\u0103u a ajuns Rom\u00e2nia \u015fi-am traversat strada. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pe trotuarul cel\u0103lalt sunt ni\u015fte dughene. Le \u015fti\u0163i: dughene de-alea de cartier f\u0103cute din plastic \u015fi geam termopan, tapetate \u00een reclame la bere \u015fi ciocolat\u0103 ieftine, luminate de-un bec chior \u015fi aprovizionate cu diverse necesit\u0103\u0163i de ultim\u0103 or\u0103 \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 dintr-un cartier betonat \u015fi (fost) muncitoresc. Spre una din ele se \u00eendreapt\u0103 un tip cu aspect de fost muncitor &#8220;la uzin\u0103, strungul 3 pe dreapta&#8221; \u015fi zice \u00eentr-o englez\u0103 foarte bun\u0103: <em>good evening, do you have dark beer ?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Stop joc \u015fi moment Kodak, lumea \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencetine\u015fte framerateul \u00een jurul meu: adresare \u00een englez\u0103 spre v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea unui magazin \u00eentr-un cartier muncitoresc dintr-un sector m\u0103rgina\u015f al capitalei ? asta e la fel de des \u00eent\u00e2lnit ca un elefant \u00eentr-un magazin Ferrari pl\u0103tind o ma\u015fin\u0103 cash. <\/p>\n<p>Nici n-apuc s\u0103 m\u0103 dezmeticesc bine \u015fi primei lovituri \u00eei urmeaz\u0103 imediat alta. \u00cen loc de b\u00e2lb\u00e2ial\u0103 sau o privire goal\u0103 din partea v\u00e2nz\u0103toarei, urmeaz\u0103 r\u0103spunsul prompt: <em>I am sorry, we don&#8217;t have any!<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>Omul mul\u0163ume\u015fte cu <em>that&#8217;s allright, goodbye!<\/em> \u015fi pleac\u0103, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 ca la dentist cu epifania lumin\u00e2ndu-m\u0103: mai exist\u0103 speran\u0163\u0103 ? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acu&#8217; vreo 2 zile parcam ma\u015fina, \u00eentr-un loc g\u0103sit ca toate locurile de parcare \u00een Bucure\u015fti: cu chiu, cu vai. \u00cen jur, ca prin restul ora\u015fului: mizerie, PETuri goale de bere (2,5 litri!), miros de pipi \u015fi gunoaie. 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