{"id":3626,"date":"2011-07-21T17:32:11","date_gmt":"2011-07-21T14:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=3626"},"modified":"2011-07-30T00:59:01","modified_gmt":"2011-07-29T21:59:01","slug":"3-boabe-de-romania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/3-boabe-de-romania\/","title":{"rendered":"3 boabe de Rom\u00e2nia"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>pe drumul spre serviciu, e o intersec\u021bie maaare r\u0103u. Strada de pe care vin eu are o band\u0103 pentru st\u00e2nga, 1 pentru \u00eenainte \u0219i 1 pentru \u00eenainte dreapta. Semaforul benzii de st\u00e2nga este infernal de scurt: p\u00e2n\u0103 pleac\u0103 prima ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i bag\u0103 a treia \u00een vitez\u0103, e deja ro\u0219u iar. Mul\u021bi nesim\u021bi\u021bi \u0219unteaz\u0103 coloana pe banda de mijloc \u0219i trag st\u00e2nga b\u0103g\u00e2ndu-se \u00een fa\u021ba celor care stau corect pe banda de st\u00e2nga. Problema e c\u0103 fac at\u00e2t de mul\u021bi chestia asta \u00eenc\u00e2t se umple intersec\u021bia cu pro\u0219ti! \u0219i p\u00e2n&#8217; se mi\u0219c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia se face iar ro\u0219u, iar cei care a\u0219teptau regulamentar pe band\u0103 nici nu apuc\u0103 s\u0103 porneasc\u0103. Maaare satisfac\u021bie azi c\u00e2nd poli\u021bia \u00eei a\u0219tepta imediat dup\u0103 intersec\u021bie la taxare pe to\u021bi dobitocii care \u0219untau coloana.<\/li>\n<li>drum de 2 benzi, aglomerat dar majoritatea \u0219oferilor st\u00e2nd cumin\u021bei la semafor \u0219i eu av\u00e2nd doar o ma\u0219in\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 (tot pe banda de st\u00e2nga). Se face verde, ma\u0219ina din fa\u021ba mea porne\u0219te \u00eenceti\u0219or. O pi\u021bipoanc\u0103 \u00eentr-o Skoda verde vine furtunoas\u0103 pe linia de tramvai (care nu e band\u0103 de circula\u021bie \u00een cazul \u0103sta) \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-mi taie fa\u021ba ca s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00eenainte! Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 Stebelu&#8217; \u0219i cei 139 dB ai lui, \u00eemi trebuie \u0219i o bar\u0103 de o\u021bel just for fun. Culmea e c\u0103 tot pi\u021bipoanca se agita \u0219i d\u0103dea din m\u00e2ini \u00een semn de protest.<\/li>\n<li>la ING multimatul merge la depunere doar cu Visa Electron ?!?! WTF ?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pe drumul spre serviciu, e o intersec\u021bie maaare r\u0103u. Strada de pe care vin eu are o band\u0103 pentru st\u00e2nga, 1 pentru \u00eenainte \u0219i 1 pentru \u00eenainte dreapta. Semaforul benzii de st\u00e2nga este infernal de scurt: p\u00e2n\u0103 pleac\u0103 prima ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i bag\u0103 a treia \u00een vitez\u0103, e deja ro\u0219u iar. 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