{"id":3861,"date":"2011-09-07T11:55:26","date_gmt":"2011-09-07T08:55:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=3861"},"modified":"2011-09-07T02:13:11","modified_gmt":"2011-09-06T23:13:11","slug":"tunis-jour-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/tunis-jour-28\/","title":{"rendered":"tunis, jour #28"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boabe!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Jour vingt-huit \u0219i am \u00eenceput s\u0103 vorbesc f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vreau \u00een franceza mea cu care-i face pe to\u021bi s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103-s rus (deja mi s-a zis de c\u0103tre cinci oameni diferi\u021bi chestia asta). <\/li>\n<li>Multe \u00eenjur\u0103turi \u0219i carne-n frigider lu&#8217; musiu Larry Elison cu compania lui de c\u0103cat Oracle care stric\u0103 iremediabil tot ce achizi\u021bioneaz\u0103, s\u0103-i apar\u0103 \u0219obolanii pe iaht, s\u0103 nu i se mai trag\u0103 apa la veceu \u0219i s\u0103 nu-l mai ajute nici Viagra.<\/li>\n<li>M-am dat cu ma\u0219ina la 200, m-am dat cu motoreta, da&#8217; tot exersez \u00eencordarea fesierilor la fiecare drum cu taxiul, f\u0103c\u00e2nd m\u0103t\u0103nii pe asfalt ca marinarii pe uscat dup\u0103 \u00eencheierea cu succes a fiec\u0103rui drum. Am v\u0103zut acu&#8217; ceva zile un minivan cu numere de Fran\u021ba s\u0103ltat pe platform\u0103 (da, vin \u0219i de-\u0103\u0219tia iresponsabili cu ma\u0219ina acilea se pare) \u0219i f\u0103cut pulbere, p\u0103rea r\u0103sturnat pe toate p\u0103r\u021bile. Rata de &#8220;&#8216;AI D\u0102H CAPUUUU&#8217; MEEEEU!!!&#8221; \u0219uierate printre din\u021bi e cam de 2\/kilometru.<\/li>\n<li>Mai \u021bine\u021bi minte c\u00e2nd povesteam despre <a href=\"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/idiotenii-din-hoteluri\/\">idio\u021beniile din hoteluri<\/a> ? se pare c\u0103 oriunde stai mai mult, le vezi. Ba am cafea, ba n-am cafea, ba am 3 prosoape, ba unul, ba dou\u0103 s\u0103punele, ba unul, ba mi-au disp\u0103rut papucii. M\u0103 rog, bine c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 e unul \u0219i nu &#8220;niciunul&#8221; \ud83d\ude00 mai recent, portarii de la intrarea \u00een hotel \u0219i-au luat un fluier cu care cheam\u0103 taxiurile din col\u021bul str\u0103zii, a\u0219a c-am concert de pi\u021bigoi asigurat.<\/li>\n<li>Dac\u0103 oi reu\u0219i s\u0103-ncarc nenorocirea, v\u0103 prezint \u00een cur\u00e2nd ceva <em>pour les conna\u00eesseurs\t<\/em>: o manea local\u0103!<\/li>\n<li>La fel ca mai sus lu&#8217; Larry, acelea\u0219i ur\u0103ri &#8220;de bine&#8221; manajerilor menajeri de hotel care nu dau Internet gratis \u0219i pun scoruri exorbitante pentru ni\u0219te conexiuni de c\u0103cat. Uite pentru ce pl\u0103tesc eu 12 euro \/ zi, deci 360 euro \/ lun\u0103, scor de T1 garantat \u00een \u021b\u0103ri normale:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/tunisnet.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/tunisnet-600x364.jpg\" alt=\"Blazing fast Internet connection in Tunis\" title=\"Blazing fast Internet connection in Tunis\" width=\"600\" height=\"364\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3862\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/tunisnet-600x364.jpg 600w, https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/tunisnet-300x182.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/tunisnet.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boabe! Jour vingt-huit \u0219i am \u00eenceput s\u0103 vorbesc f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vreau \u00een franceza mea cu care-i face pe to\u021bi s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103-s rus (deja mi s-a zis de c\u0103tre cinci oameni diferi\u021bi chestia asta). Multe \u00eenjur\u0103turi \u0219i carne-n frigider lu&#8217; musiu Larry Elison cu compania lui de c\u0103cat Oracle care stric\u0103 iremediabil tot ce achizi\u021bioneaz\u0103,<a class=\"continue-link\" href=\"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/tunis-jour-28\/\">&#8230;(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[182,155],"class_list":["post-3861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-calatorii","tag-calatorii","tag-tunis"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>tunis, jour #28<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Boabe! 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