{"id":387,"date":"2008-08-27T12:36:28","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T10:36:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=387"},"modified":"2009-02-17T13:34:17","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T11:34:17","slug":"vis-cazon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/vis-cazon\/","title":{"rendered":"Vis cazon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Avea 49 de ani \u015fi abia \u00eencepuse s\u0103 albeasc\u0103. De aproape 7 ani se retr\u0103sese inexplicabil din via\u0163a tumultoas\u0103 \u00een care tr\u0103ia, \u015fi alesese s\u0103 conduc\u0103 garnizoana de l\u00e2ng\u0103 satul X, aflat undeva la cap\u0103tul lumii. Era fix genul de loc \u00een care nu-\u015fi \u00eenchipuise niciodat\u0103 c\u0103 va ajunge; locul care poate fi descris doar prin expresia &#8220;aici nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 nimic, niciodat\u0103&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>St\u0103tea blazat \u015fi singur la biroul aflat \u00eentr-o camer\u0103 la cap\u0103tul unui hol r\u0103coros, \u00eentr-o cl\u0103dire construit\u0103 cu mult \u00eenainte s\u0103 se fi n\u0103scut. Geamurile deschise nu f\u0103ceau dec\u00e2t s\u0103 dea voie mu\u015ftelor lene\u015fe s\u0103 intre \u015fi s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u00een \u00eenc\u0103perea mobilat\u0103 spartan, cu tablouri pr\u0103fuite \u015fi o du\u015fumea at\u00e2t de sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2itoare \u00eenc\u00e2t \u015fi-un purice ar fi fost asurzit de efectul propriilor pa\u015fi. St\u0103tea rezemat pe un vechi scaun cu c\u0103ptu\u015feala rupt\u0103 pe-alocuri, dar foarte confortabil de altfel, \u015fi cu picioarele tol\u0103nite pe birou \u00eentr-o manier\u0103 foarte blazat\u0103 \u015fi relaxat\u0103, total opus\u0103 func\u0163iei sale de militar.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u00cen ciuda v\u00e2rstei sale, lungii ani de preg\u0103tire militar\u0103 \u015fi regim drastic de via\u0163\u0103 \u00eel f\u0103ceau s\u0103 arate \u00eenc\u0103 foarte bine. Statura impozant\u0103 \u015fi constitu\u0163ia solid\u0103, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu un chip cu tr\u0103s\u0103turi bine sculptate \u015fi o coam\u0103 de p\u0103r des \u015fi negru, erau \u015ftirbite doar de o barb\u0103 ne\u00eengrijit\u0103 de c\u00e2teva zile \u015fi un veston militar descheiat la primii nasturi. \u00cel favoriza mult \u015fi privirea t\u0103ioas\u0103, av\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 acea str\u0103lucire \u00een ochi pe care abia o mai \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fti la adolescen\u0163ii care sunt gata oric\u00e2nd s\u0103 se lupte cu \u00eentreaga lume, darmite \u00een ochii unui om aflat pe drumul spre pensionare.<\/p>\n<p>Se \u00eemp\u0103case relativ greu cu decizia luat\u0103, decizia de a se retrage \u00een pustietatea asta uitat\u0103 de lume. Se \u00eemp\u0103case greu, dar nu l\u0103sase niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 se vad\u0103 acest lucru. Z\u00e2mbea uneori \u00een g\u00e2nd, spun\u00e2ndu-\u015fi c\u0103 dac\u0103 ar fi avut viciul jocurilor de noroc, ar fi putut face averi din poker: nimeni nu reu\u015fea s\u0103-\u015fi dea seama ce-i trece prin minte, studiindu-i tr\u0103s\u0103turile faciale. \u00cen plus, era dinainte con\u015ftient de plictiseala inevitabil\u0103 ce \u00eel a\u015ftepta \u00een acest loc, dup\u0103 zeci de ani petrecu\u0163i la man\u015fa unor prototipuri de avioane aflate tehnologic cu mult \u00eenaintea vremurilor lor, la nenum\u0103rate evenimente mondene prilejuite de \u00eencheierea contractelor cu sume exorbitante, l\u00e2ng\u0103 diverse aventuri de-o noapte cu femei mult prea u\u015for impresionate de uniforma \u015fi prestigiul s\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei totu\u015fi, a\u015fa cum st\u0103tea singur \u00een biroul s\u0103u, ceva \u00eel fr\u0103m\u00e2nta. Numai cineva care-l cuno\u015ftea bine \u015fi-ar fi dat seama de asta, c\u0103ci singurul lucru care-l tr\u0103da era modul nervos \u00een care se juca cu stiloul argintiu de pe birou, preferatul \u015fi singurul lui instrument de scris. Dar nici m\u0103car cine-l cuno\u015ftea foarte bine n-ar fi fost \u00een stare s\u0103 spun\u0103 la ce se g\u00e2ndea.<\/p>\n<p>Lini\u015ftii toropite \u015fi b\u00e2z\u00e2itului aleator al mu\u015ftelor i se ad\u0103ug\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 un zgomot de pa\u015fi agale, ce sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2iau crunt pe lemnul preistoric al holului. Absent, arunc\u0103 o privire spre u\u015fa dat\u0103 de perete a biroului abia atunci c\u00e2nd pa\u015fii se oprir\u0103 chiar \u00een intrare. Era aghiotantul s\u0103u, un t\u00e2n\u0103r de vreo 25 de ani care fusese deta\u015fat aici din motive disciplinare. Nu era \u00eens\u0103 genul de militar \u00eencorporat cu for\u0163a \u015fi indisciplinat din prostie, ca singur mod de manifestare a urii fa\u0163\u0103 de sistem, ci un rebel simpatic. Un rebel suficient de inteligent \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 \u015ftie cum \u015fi c\u00e2t \u00ee\u015fi poate permite s\u0103 ia \u00een der\u00e2dere diversele cutume rigide \u00eemp\u0103m\u00e2ntenite \u00een milit\u0103rie&#8230; un fel de Che Guevara mai modern. Probabil de-asta \u00eei \u015fi era simpatic, se reg\u0103sea par\u0163ial \u00een felul lui de-a fi.<\/p>\n<p>Aghiotantul \u00ee\u015fi imita superiorul \u00een ce prive\u015fte barba \u015fi vestonul deschis la guler, dou\u0103 lucruri total anapoda cu \u0163inuta unei garnizoane care se respect\u0103. St\u0103p\u00e2nea cu mare pricepere me\u015fte\u015fugul vorbirii cu \u0163igara \u00een gur\u0103, lucru pe care urma s\u0103-l fac\u0103 \u015fi acum de altfel. Oprirea lui \u00een pragul u\u015fii fusese f\u0103cut\u0103 din simplul motiv c\u0103 nu \u015ftia cum s\u0103-\u015fi interpeleze superiorul; n-ar fi \u00eendr\u0103znit oricum s\u0103-l deranjeze, \u015fi a\u015ftepta s\u0103-i \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 privirea ca semn de con\u015ftientizare a prezen\u0163ei sale \u00een camer\u0103. Odat\u0103 acest lucru \u00eenf\u0103ptuit, scoase primele cuvinte.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;tr\u0103i\u0163i domnu&#8217; general, a venit camionul \u015fi v-am adus cutia de cubaneze ca de obicei!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Cubanezele erau havanele sale preferate Saint Luis Rey Regios, singurul viciu p\u0103strat de-a lungul anilor. Erau aduse periodic, pe filiere neoficiale, doar una din multele filiere neoficiale pentru procurarea diverselor mici pl\u0103ceri ale celor cu grade mari din sistem.<\/p>\n<p>Privirea t\u0103ioas\u0103 se focaliz\u0103 puternic \u00een ochii aghiotantului pentru c\u00e2teva secunde, f\u00e2c\u00e2ndu-l pe acesta s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 pu\u0163in \u00eencremenit. Lini\u015ftea rural\u0103 ce fusese deranjat\u0103 de vorbele acestuia fu din nou str\u0103puns\u0103 de vocea controlat\u0103 \u015fi calm\u0103:<\/p>\n<p><em>Nu se fumeaz\u0103 \u00een garnizoan\u0103. Po\u0163i ie\u015fi afar\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00cencremenirea aghiotantului se transform\u0103 \u00eentr-o adev\u0103rat\u0103 stare de \u015foc. Generalul s\u0103u s\u0103-i spun\u0103 c\u0103 nu se fumeaz\u0103 \u00een garnizoan\u0103, c\u00e2nd aceast\u0103 regul\u0103 era ignorat\u0103 de ani de zile? Generalul, care \u00een zilele sale bune \u00eel invitase s\u0103 fumeze din havanele lui, \u00een timp ce povestea p\u0103\u0163anii din armat\u0103 deasupra unui pahar de whisky dintr-o rezerv\u0103 ne\u015ftiut\u0103, dar aparent interminabil\u0103? Mirarea \u00eei era at\u00e2t de mare, \u00eenc\u00e2t tot ceea ce mai putu gr\u0103i fu un nefericit &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8230;daaar&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei acesta fu pic\u0103tura ce umplu paharul, ap\u0103sarea de buton care elibereaz\u0103 miile de tone de ap\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103tu\u015fate de un imens baraj. Vocea calm\u0103 \u015fi controlat\u0103 se dezl\u0103n\u0163ui ca tunetul puternic \u015fi profund al unui motor de avion cu reac\u0163ie, punct\u00e2nd cu o intona\u0163ie impecabil\u0103 fiecare cuv\u00e2nt:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00cen garnizoan\u0103 nu se fumeaz\u0103! Ie\u015fi imediat afar\u0103, vei fi sanc\u0163ionat conform regulamentului aflat \u00een vigoare! E\u015fti liber!<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ochii aghiotantului se m\u0103rir\u0103 \u015fi mai mult dec\u00e2t ar fi crezut posibil. Se \u00eentoarse pu\u0163in speriat pe c\u00e2lc\u00e2ie, \u015fi porni \u00een pas rapid de-a lungul culoarului, ridic\u00e2nd valuri puternice de praf \u00een lumina razelor de soare ce str\u0103b\u0103teau cr\u0103p\u0103turile din obloanele de lemn, acompaniate de t\u00e2nguielile prelungi ale lemnului uscat din du\u015fumea.<\/p>\n<p>Nu-\u015fi mai v\u0103zuse niciodat\u0103 generalul \u00eentr-o asemenea stare, \u015fi n-avea nici cea mai mic\u0103 idee despre cum s\u0103 procedeze. \u00cens\u0103, cu toat\u0103 pu\u0163ina lui experien\u0163\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103, \u00eei era clar un singur lucru: generalul era puternic deranjat sau sup\u0103rat de ceva anume. \u015ei mai \u015ftia c\u0103 niciodat\u0103, \u00een cei 7 ani de c\u00e2nd \u00eel cuno\u015ftea, nu-l mai v\u0103zuse astfel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avea 49 de ani \u015fi abia \u00eencepuse s\u0103 albeasc\u0103. 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