{"id":3894,"date":"2011-10-25T20:57:27","date_gmt":"2011-10-25T17:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=3894"},"modified":"2011-10-24T22:58:34","modified_gmt":"2011-10-24T19:58:34","slug":"tunis-jour-66-dangerous-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/tunis-jour-66-dangerous-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"tunis, jour #66 (dangerous dog)"},"content":{"rendered":"

S\u0103 mai schimb\u0103m un pic tematica articolelor de pe blog c-o povestioar\u0103 din ciclul “via\u021ba de zi cu zi”. De obicei nu scriu despre chestii legate de munc\u0103, da’ asta-i prea tare \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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Mai \u00eent\u00e2i s\u0103 facem un pic de descriere a atmosferei. A\u0219a cum am mai zis, Tunisia e o \u021bar\u0103 destul de s\u0103rac\u0103 \u0219i Tunisul nu face excep\u021bie. \u00cen capitala \u021b\u0103rii care este exist\u0103 str\u0103zi f\u0103r\u0103 iluminat public, gunoiul abund\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nd e prea mult se incendiaz\u0103, \u00eentr-o zon\u0103 foarte exclusivist\u0103 plin\u0103 de ambasade erau seringi folosite pe jos, a\u021bi prins ideea. Sediul unde-mi desf\u0103\u0219or eu activitatea e \u00eentr-o zon\u0103 industrial\u0103, ceva gen Pipera din Bucure\u0219ti s\u0103 zicem; sediu modern, bine dotat, mobil\u0103 nou\u0103, acces cu cartele \u0219i amprent\u0103 digital\u0103, nimic de comentat. Cu toate astea, \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 ie\u0219ind de la birou p\u0103\u0219teau oile vizavi de sediu, iar de c\u00e2teva ori am v\u0103zut capre (plus p\u0103storul de rigoare) aflate la p\u0103scut pe iarba din sensul giratoriu de la intrarea \u00een hotelul de 5 stele. A\u021bi prins ideea.<\/p>\n

Eh, \u00een curtea sediului troneaz\u0103 un mare turn utilitar pentru antene. Antene de-alea mari c\u00e2t un Matiz, care trebuie oprite \u00eenainte de-a efectua lucr\u0103ri la ele ca s\u0103 nu pr\u0103jeasc\u0103 ingineru’. Turnul e o ditamai m\u0103g\u0103oaie \u0219i \u021bin\u00e2nd cont de importan\u021ba lui pentru infrastructura firmei e \u00eenconjurat cu ditamai \u021barcul de s\u00e2rm\u0103 plin de semne de avertizare, plus paz\u0103 permanent\u0103.<\/p>\n

Unul din aspectele pe care le consider pl\u0103cute \u00een Tunis (pu\u021bine) este c\u0103 str\u0103zile sunt pline de pisici; pisici de toate felurile \u0219i culorile care mai \u00eenveselesc ni\u021bel mediul cu toate giumbu\u0219lucurile lor. C\u00e2teva dintre ele s-au g\u00e2ndit s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 culcu\u0219 … unde ? sub turnul cu antene. Da’ fix sub el. A\u0219 fi zis c\u0103 pisicile sunt de\u0219tepte \u0219i nu \u00een\u021beleg ce ar c\u0103uta acolo, dar din c\u00e2te \u021bin minte puterea semnalului este minim\u0103 chiar sub anten\u0103. \u00cen fine, irelevant: ideea e c\u0103 sub m\u0103re\u021bu’ turn era o ceat\u0103 de pisici foarte haioase care se jucau toat\u0103 ziua pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ce-or mai fi f\u0103cut ele p-acolo.<\/p>\n

Eh, da’ acu’ intervine partea “d\u0103h biznis”: cum dracu’ s\u0103 ai preten\u021bii de ditamai firma, c\u00e2nd \u00een miezu’ “infrastructurii critice” \u0219i la vedere, tu ai pisici ? nu d\u0103 bine la imagine, trebuie g\u0103sit\u0103 o solu\u021bie urgent!<\/em> s-or fi g\u00e2ndit m\u0103re\u021bele capete luminate aflate \u00een pozi\u021bii de decizie. \u0218i ia ghici\u021bi onora\u021bi ascult\u0103tori care fu decizia luat\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n

O corcitur\u0103. O corcitur\u0103 de ciob\u0103nesc cu maidanez, solid \u0219i impun\u0103tor de respect cu dantura din dotare, care-a fost localizat sub anten\u0103. I s-a f\u0103cut cote\u021b din pefeleu, i s-au pus castroane de ap\u0103 \u0219i m\u00e2ncare, lan\u021b frumos nou-nou\u021b \u0219i patru coli A4 b\u0103gate-n mape de plastic \u0219i prinse frumos cu coliere pe gard: “ATTENTION JAMAIS APPROCHER – DANGEROUS DOG” \u0219i moaca javrei \u00een cerc barat cu ro\u0219u. N-am \u00een\u021beles logica, eu \u0219tiu c\u0103 se bareaz\u0103 ce-i interzis, da’ probabil ideea e c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti atent la c\u00e2ine acesta se sup\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103. Dormi\u021bi lini\u0219ti\u021bi chers clients<\/em>, Azorel p\u0103ze\u0219te vajnic antena! <\/p>\n

Ah, \u0219i ca s\u0103 nu fie c\u00e2inele agitat \u0219i s\u0103 latre aiurea la ciuciustanezii trec\u0103tori prin zon\u0103 au \u00eemprejmuit tot teritoriul c\u00e2inelui cu cartoane de ambalaj, zici c\u0103-i tab\u0103r\u0103 de nomazi. Deja v\u0103d procedura de interven\u021bie la antene:<\/p>\n

Step 1. Deactivate “Dangerous Dog” device with appropiate quantity of Chappi.
\nStep 2. Turn off power to …<\/p>\n

\"Dangerous<\/a><\/p>\n

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