{"id":3944,"date":"2011-12-29T11:43:09","date_gmt":"2011-12-29T09:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=3944"},"modified":"2011-12-29T11:43:23","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T09:43:23","slug":"karma-lucreaza-tovarasi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/karma-lucreaza-tovarasi\/","title":{"rendered":"karma lucreaz\u0103, tovar\u0103\u0219i"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"\u00cen goana dintre ani am oprit s\u0103 pun benzin\u0103 la agregat. O benzin\u0103rie mic\u0103 \u0219i uitat\u0103 \u00een miez de Bucure\u0219ti printre blocuri gri \u0219i murdare, pe care-o \u0219tiu de c\u00e2nd eram mic (sub alt nume ce-i drept), genu’ de benzin\u0103rie prin care te strecori cu greu printre rafturi din cauza pu\u021binului spa\u021biu disponibil.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fa\u021ba mea la coada de la cas\u0103 era o cucoan\u0103. Completez imaginea vizual\u0103 a cuv\u00e2ntului “cucoan\u0103” cu tradi\u021bionala c\u0103ciuloaie \u00eendesat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 peste ochii mici \u0219i r\u0103i, parpalac de culoare indefinit\u0103, telefon cu zdr\u0103ng\u0103nele at\u00e2rnate de el \u0219i un rece \u0219i distant Visa Gold. <\/p>\n

\u00cen st\u00e2nga cozii sub ni\u0219te rafturi era un maidanez. Afar\u0103 erau minus-multe-grade-Celsius \u0219i bietu’ c\u00e2ine se refugiase la c\u0103lduric\u0103, bine pitit (zicea el). \u00cens\u0103 n-a sc\u0103pat privirii acestei Cruella de Bucure\u0219ti, care-a \u00eenceput c-o voce pi\u021big\u0103iat\u0103 \u0219i enervant\u0103 s\u0103 protesteze \u00eempotriva maidanezului. Dar ce caut\u0103 c\u00e2inele aici, da\u021bi-l afar\u0103 !<\/em>. Casieri\u021ba deloc convins\u0103 \u0219i mai mult de ochii cucoanei \u00eencepe s\u0103-l \u00eemping\u0103 pe javrel cu piciorul, javrel nici nu mi\u0219ca \u0219i f\u0103cea pe mortu’n p\u0103pu\u0219oi. Normal, la ce frig era afar\u0103 \u0219i ce c\u0103lduric\u0103 era \u00een\u0103untru. Dar nu se poate a\u0219a ceva<\/em> se auzi din nou vocea Cruellei, strica\u021bi imaginea benzin\u0103riei, dac\u0103 vre\u021bi c\u00e2ine lua\u021bi-l acas\u0103!<\/em> <\/p>\n

R\u0103utatea momentului cuplat\u0103 cu teoretica bun\u0103tate de Cr\u0103ciun devenea deja penibil\u0103. Lumea se uita la cucoan\u0103 cam stingherit\u0103, la c\u00e2ine comp\u0103timitor… cucoana \u00ee\u0219i ia chitan\u021ba de la POS \u0219i d\u0103 s\u0103 plece, f\u0103r\u0103-ndoial\u0103 m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de activitatea ei cet\u0103\u021beneasc\u0103. Moment \u00een care se aude exclama\u021bia mirat-g\u00e2tuit\u0103 a casierului: aoleo! sta\u021bi, c-am gre\u0219it pompa…<\/em><\/p>\n

Cu toat\u0103 agita\u021bia, casierul \u00eei d\u0103duse Cruellei alt bon (inclusiv alt\u0103 sum\u0103 tranzac\u021bionat\u0103 pe card). Acu’ \u0219i cucoana n-a comentat nimic c\u00e2nd a v\u0103zut suma diferit\u0103 de c\u00e2t alimentase ea; asta se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 ori c\u00e2nd ai prea mul\u021bi bani \u0219i nu mai e\u0219ti atent cu ei, ori c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti prost. Cert e c\u0103 acum cucoana trebuia s\u0103 sune la banc\u0103\/sediul benzin\u0103riei ca s\u0103-i fac\u0103 charge back la tranzac\u021bie, s\u0103-i schimbe, s\u0103-i fac\u0103, s\u0103-i dreag\u0103; mult timp pierdut.<\/p>\n

\u00cen concluzie, dragi tovar\u0103\u0219i: ave\u021bi grij\u0103, c\u0103ci karma lucreaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd nici nu v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi. \u021aine\u021bi minte asta pentru anu’ viitor. La mul\u021bi ani \u0219i an nou fericit !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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