{"id":3998,"date":"2012-03-17T11:39:30","date_gmt":"2012-03-17T09:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=3998"},"modified":"2012-03-16T18:57:17","modified_gmt":"2012-03-16T16:57:17","slug":"internetul-ne-cauta-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/internetul-ne-cauta-2\/","title":{"rendered":"internetul ne caut\u0103 (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u0218i iat\u0103 c\u0103 veni vremea pentru un nou pachet de c\u0103ut\u0103ri care-au trimis proprietarii pe blogu’ subsemnatului.<\/p>\n

cum se instaleaza ice cream sandwici<\/strong> – urmat de Android Boab\u0103 de Jeleu \u0219i Android \u0218aorma cu de Toate<\/p>\n

www.de dezblocat canale ro cu desene animate<\/strong> – alea porno sunt la liber \u0219i alea de desene animate sunt parolate, ah ?<\/p>\n

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se dau inapoii banii furati cu un card copiat<\/strong> – dac\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00eentr-o zodie norocoas\u0103, planetele sunt aliniate \u0219i ai o banc\u0103 rezon, da.<\/p>\n

bancomate si banii din ele moscow<\/strong> – ruble ! da’ vezi c\u0103 mili\u021bia la \u0103ia nu cred c\u0103 respect\u0103 conven\u021biile de la Haga \u0219i Geneva.<\/p>\n

cum sa descarc un screensaver in miscare<\/strong> – tu p\u00e2n’ acum ai avut screensavere statice, adic\u0103 ?<\/p>\n

cum se reseteaza un iphone furat<\/strong> – lovi-te-ar cufureala o lun\u0103 non-stop.<\/p>\n

pot instala cyanogenmod cu baterie 20%?<\/strong> – da, da’ nu mai bine \u00eel \u00eencarci ni\u021bel \u00eenainte ?<\/p>\n

cum se monitorizeaza o masina virtuala<\/strong> – \u00eei pui alarm\u0103 cu pager \u0219i antifurt pe volan.<\/p>\n

interioare de palate<\/strong> – ai scos caii \u00een curte c\u0103 s-a f\u0103cut cald afar\u0103 \u0219i vrei s\u0103 redecorezi ?<\/p>\n

dubai pe 2 roti<\/strong> – a\u0219 zice mai bine nu, la c\u00e2t de prost se conduce \u0219i la c\u00e2t de cald e. Da’ dac\u0103 vrei neap\u0103rat, cerin\u021bele minime sunt Harley Davidson custom cu piele de c\u0103mil\u0103 pe \u0219a pentru parcat \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 la Jumeirah.<\/p>\n

gogal net brasov<\/strong> – da Mareane, merge Gog\u0103l \u0219i de la Bra\u0219ov.<\/p>\n

lucreaza vreun dentist in dubai?<\/strong> – nu, to\u021bi din Dubai \u00ee\u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 din\u021bi noi c\u00e2nd se stric\u0103 \u0103ia din dotare.<\/p>\n

sharjah pana la burj kalifa<\/strong> – cam 20-25 kilometri \u00een linie dreapt\u0103, maxim juma’ de or\u0103 cu ma\u0219ina \u00een func\u021bie de trafic.<\/p>\n

unde este ionel<\/strong> – nu \u0219tiu m\u00e2nca-\u021bi-a\u0219, de la o vreme tot \u00eent\u00e2rzie nemernicul, pun pariu c\u0103 iar umbl\u0103 cu nemernica de maricica<\/a>.<\/p>\n

a-gps ce inseamna<\/strong> – un sistem care accelereaz\u0103 pozi\u021bionarea ini\u021bial\u0103 prin GPS.<\/p>\n

Pe \u0103ia care caut\u0103 pisicu\u021be de banc\u0103, cum s\u0103 furi bani pe net \u0219i altele similare nici nu m\u0103 mai obosesc s\u0103-i includ.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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