{"id":4435,"date":"2013-10-23T15:22:02","date_gmt":"2013-10-23T12:22:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=4435"},"modified":"2013-10-23T15:22:02","modified_gmt":"2013-10-23T12:22:02","slug":"arama-pe-fata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/arama-pe-fata\/","title":{"rendered":"arama pe fa\u021b\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ptiu, c\u0103 n-am mai scris de mult. A\u0219a-i via\u021ba la corpora\u021bie: \u00eempreun\u0103 cu via\u021ba \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, zero-timp-liber-garantat.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen fa\u021ba bloc&#8230; sediului, ne\u0219te b\u0103ie\u021bi comenteaz\u0103 o ma\u0219in\u0103 parcat\u0103. Ma\u0219ina parcat\u0103 apar\u021bine probabil unuia dintre nou-\u00eembog\u0103\u021bi\u021bii tranzi\u021biei, c\u0103ci cine altcineva s-ar plimba prin infec\u021bia acut\u0103 numit\u0103 trafic de Bucure\u0219ti cu un motor de 6.3 litri, clas\u0103 energetic\u0103 &#8220;F&#8221; conform evalu\u0103rii similare cu cea f\u0103cut\u0103 electrocasnicelor ? \u00een fine. Ma\u0219in\u0103 german\u0103, motor mare, lux din v\u00e2rful emblemei p\u00e2n\u0103-n jante, tot ce-i mai bun \u0219i mai frumos.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-un stil foarte similar cu cel al pu\u0219tanilor din fa\u021ba sc\u0103rii de bloc ce comenteaz\u0103 \u021binuta \u0219i caracteristicile fizice ale trec\u0103toarelor, \u00eencepe discu\u021bia. Despre scaune, c\u0103-s cu piele perforat\u0103, c\u0103-s cu r\u0103cire, c\u0103 jantele sunt de magneziu, dar ie-te c\u0103-s zg\u00e2riate, de cai putere, de pedal\u0103, de cutia automat\u0103. \u00cen aceea\u0219i bun\u0103 tradi\u021bie rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, urmeaz\u0103 10 minute \u00een care orice neofit \u00een ale automobilului realizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 inginerii care-au proiectat ma\u0219ina sunt ni\u0219te incompeten\u021bi care-ar trebui s\u0103 mul\u021bumeasc\u0103 proniei c\u0103 mai au de unde m\u00e2nca \u0219i ei o p\u00e2ine pe criza asta, vai steaua lor.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 be\u0219telirea onor inginerilor, vine evident \u0219i runda de m\u0103surare a penisului: c\u0103 eu am mers cu aia \u0219i e na\u0219pa, c\u0103 am mers io cu ailalt\u0103 \u0219i e nu\u0219tiucum, c\u0103 s-o vezi p-aia c\u0103 am condus-o eu \u0219i te bag\u0103 \u00een scaun, \u0219amd. \u0218ti\u021bi cum e. La un moment dat, unul zice c-a mers cu un model american &#8220;care avea schimb\u0103torul sus, pe bord&#8221; &#8211; moment \u00een care altul completeaz\u0103: &#8220;h\u0103h\u0103, ca la Moskvich ! ai condus Moskvich ?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Se face lini\u0219te \u0219i interpelatul n-are timp s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103, c\u0103 intervine altul: &#8220;da&#8217; la tractor \u0219ti\u021bi cum e b\u0103i schimb\u0103torul ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lini\u0219te. Genera\u021bia t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 e prea t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i prea corporatizat\u0103 pentru a avea tangen\u021be cu asemenea domeniu vulgar. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cenc\u00e2ntat de reducerea la t\u0103cere a partenerilor de conversa\u021bie cu vastele sale cuno\u0219tin\u021be, \u00eentreb\u0103torul original furnizeaz\u0103 fulminant \u0219i r\u0103spunsul: &#8220;\u00eentre picioare, b\u0103! h\u0103h\u0103h\u0103h\u0103 !&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>H\u0103h\u0103h\u0103h\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ptiu, c\u0103 n-am mai scris de mult. A\u0219a-i via\u021ba la corpora\u021bie: \u00eempreun\u0103 cu via\u021ba \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, zero-timp-liber-garantat. \u00cen fa\u021ba bloc&#8230; sediului, ne\u0219te b\u0103ie\u021bi comenteaz\u0103 o ma\u0219in\u0103 parcat\u0103. 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