{"id":4666,"date":"2015-12-23T11:41:52","date_gmt":"2015-12-23T09:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=4666"},"modified":"2015-12-23T11:41:52","modified_gmt":"2015-12-23T09:41:52","slug":"upc-si-paleoliticul-tras-la-indigo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/upc-si-paleoliticul-tras-la-indigo\/","title":{"rendered":"UPC \u0219i paleoliticul tras la indigo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am fost acu&#8217; vreo c\u00e2teva zile la UPC, s\u0103 fac ni\u0219te modific\u0103ri prin contracte \u0219i op\u021biuni care trebuiau f\u0103cute \u00een sediu. Sediul amenajat frumos, cu 4 LCD-uri pe perete (unul afi\u0219\u00e2nd &#8220;lips\u0103 semnal&#8221;, dar trecem peste asta), cu Xbox + Kinect, cu mas\u0103 de fussball (unde lipsea bila), culori dr\u0103gu\u021be, sistem de coad\u0103 cu tichete imprimate de pe-o juc\u0103rie cu touchscreen, tot tac\u00e2mul. <em>Mi\u0219to nene<\/em>, zic, <em>ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 o firm\u0103 modern\u0103, \u00een pas cu vremurile<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103 vine s\u0103 crede\u021bi c\u0103 la o firm\u0103 din secolul dou\u0103\u0219unu, care vinde interne\u021bi de sute de megabytes\/secund\u0103, Wifi peste tot, \u021b\u00e2\u0219pe canale digitale full HD &#8230; se lucreaz\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 cu foi de indigo ? adic\u0103telea coal\u0103 d-aia albastr\u0103 pe care-o pui \u00eentre dou\u0103 coli de h\u00e2rtie pentru a imprima pe a doua coal\u0103 ce scrii pe prima. Mi-a c\u0103zut fa\u021ba. Unde-s formularele PDF care se pot completa \u0219i eventual tip\u0103ri direct, unde-s modific\u0103rile strict digitale ? am stat s\u0103 scriu &#8220;ad labam&#8221; o &#8220;declara\u021bie pe propria r\u0103spundere&#8221;, dup\u0103 care am a\u0219teptat completarea a nu\u0219tiuc\u00e2te pagini de contract la indigo, cu pixul. S\u0103 mai zic c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce s-a terminat toat\u0103 opera\u021biunea, s-a dovedit c\u0103 a doua pagina nu s-a imprimat prea bine din cauz\u0103 de indigo \u0219i a \u00eenceput opera\u021biunea de RECOMPLETARE CU PIXUL a copiei de contract, peste ce se imprimase deja cu foaia de indigo ? a fost ceva supra-realist, m-am sim\u021bit ca la 1900 toamna. C\u0103limara \u0219i tocul mai lipseau.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 o faz\u0103 simpatic\u0103 r\u0103u: la biroul de vizavi, un alt abonat completa \u0219i el de zor la o &#8230; declara\u021bie pe proprie r\u0103spundere. Domni\u0219oarei angajate \u00eei sun\u0103 mobilul \u0219i bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 r\u0103spunde la apel, c\u0103 a\u0219a e politicos c\u00e2nd lucrezi cu oamenii. Nenea \u0103la \u00ee\u0219i termin\u0103 de scris declara\u021bia pe propria r\u0103spundere, domni\u0219oara tot mai vorbea la telefon. Nenea se uit\u0103 st\u00e2njenit pe pere\u021bi \u0219i p\u00e2n&#8217; la urm\u0103 plictisit \u00ee\u0219i scoate \u0219i el mobilul \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 se joace. Domni\u0219oara \u00ee\u0219i termin\u0103 apelul telefonic \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 butoneze la r\u00e2ndul ei telefonul &#8230; domnul butona telefonul \u00een continuare &#8230; am\u00e2ndoi butonau telefonul, uitaser\u0103 c-aveau o treab\u0103 de rezolvat. V\u0103 zic, ceva suprarealist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am fost acu&#8217; vreo c\u00e2teva zile la UPC, s\u0103 fac ni\u0219te modific\u0103ri prin contracte \u0219i op\u021biuni care trebuiau f\u0103cute \u00een sediu. 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