{"id":605,"date":"2008-10-12T23:03:29","date_gmt":"2008-10-12T21:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=605"},"modified":"2008-10-12T23:03:29","modified_gmt":"2008-10-12T21:03:29","slug":"si-totusi-de-ce-sa-ma-intorc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/si-totusi-de-ce-sa-ma-intorc\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015ei totu\u015fi, de ce s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc?"},"content":{"rendered":"

O s\u0103 reiau, din plictiseal\u0103, ni\u015fte idei pomenite mai devreme despre via\u0163a de-aici. Dar o voi face \u00een exemple, compar\u00e2nd o zi de aici cu o zi de-acas\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dubai: <\/strong>m\u0103 trezesc, m\u0103n\u00e2nc, beau cafeaua. Cobor cu liftul \u00een parcarea subteran\u0103, iau ma\u015fina. A\u015ftept 15 minute \u00een ambuteiaj p\u00e2n\u0103 ies \u00een \u015foseaua mare, fac 40 km \u00een 20 de minute (merg\u00e2nd legal), m\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rt 15 minute p\u00e2n\u0103 g\u0103sesc loc de parcare, iau laptopul \u015fi urc la birou.<\/p>\n

Bucure\u015fti:<\/strong> m\u0103 trezesc, m\u0103n\u00e2nc, beau cafeaua. Cobor pe sc\u0103ri, nu am lift. Ajung la ma\u015fin\u0103, admir ultima zg\u00e2rietur\u0103 aplicat\u0103, claxonez p\u00e2n\u0103 se treze\u015fte cercopitecul care m-a blocat s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi mute ma\u015fina. Plec, stau 45 de minute \u00een trafic p\u00e2n\u0103 ies la drumul mare, fac 40 km \u00een 40 de minute (merg\u00e2nd tot legal), stau \u00eenc\u0103 o or\u0103 blocat \u00een trafic, \u00eenc\u0103 30 de minute \u00een trafic urban, \u015fi ajung la birou. Ce-i drept, parcarea aici e mai aproape de sediu dec\u00e2t \u00een Dubai.<\/p>\n

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Dubai:<\/strong> m\u0103 duc la supermarket. Ajung, parcarea e imens\u0103, chiar \u015fi \u00een weekend se g\u0103se\u015fte un loc undeva. Locurile disponibile pe fiecare culoar sunt afi\u015fate pe un panou electronic. Se parcheaz\u0103 corect, \u00een spa\u0163iile marcate; foarte rar sunt ma\u015fini parcate pe locurile de invalizi. \u00cemi iau c\u0103ruciorul, aleg cu greu \u00eentre cele 5 m\u0103rci de sucuri naturale de portocale disponibile (asta dac\u0103 nu \u00eemi iau suc de portocale preparat pe loc), v\u0103d ce a mai ap\u0103rut nou, pl\u0103tesc \u015fi ies. P\u00e2n\u0103 la ma\u015fin\u0103 am culoar special pentru c\u0103rucior, pe care ma\u015finile nu circul\u0103, ca s\u0103 \u00eemi pot \u00eenc\u0103rca lini\u015ftit paporni\u0163ele \u00een portbagaj. Duc c\u0103ruciorul la loc \u015fi plec.<\/p>\n

Bucure\u015fti:<\/strong> m\u0103 duc la supermarket. Dac\u0103 e weekend, adio parcare u\u015foar\u0103. M\u0103 strecor printre trei ma\u015fini l\u0103sate “pe avarii”, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 una parcat\u0103 c\u0103lare pe marcaje, dau ni\u015fte c\u0103rucioare l\u0103sate alandala la o parte \u015fi parchez … pe undeva. M\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rt \u00een magazin printre cump\u0103r\u0103tori haotici, c\u0103ru\u0163uri l\u0103sate \u00een mijlocul culoarelor pentru c\u0103 o madam\u0103 cu trei r\u00e2nduri de \u015funci nu se poate decide ce detergent s\u0103 aleag\u0103 \u015fi studiaz\u0103 problema, stau la o coad\u0103 imens\u0103 la cas\u0103 \u015fi plec. Cu c\u0103ru\u0163ul printre ma\u015fini, pe un pavaj de piatr\u0103 cubic\u0103 at\u00e2t de prost pus \u00eenc\u00e2t toate sticlele din c\u0103ru\u0163 zdr\u0103ng\u0103ne ca ni\u015fte clopo\u0163ei, admir \u00eenc\u0103 o zg\u00e2rietur\u0103 pe ma\u015fin\u0103 l\u0103sat\u0103 de c\u0103rucioarele l\u0103sate de al\u0163ii alandala, \u00eencarc paporni\u0163ele, duc c\u0103ruciorul … \u015fi plec.<\/p>\n

Dubai:<\/strong> e weekend, ies seara \u00een ora\u015f. De ales, f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r: de la baruri cu tematic\u0103 sportiv\u0103, la chillout lounge-uri cu muzic\u0103 relaxat\u0103, la baruri moderne, toate arat\u0103 impecabil \u015fi ultra luxos (de exemplu, \u00een b\u0103i exist\u0103 prosoape de unic\u0103 folosin\u0163\u0103 din bumbac, canapele de piele mai luxoase dec\u00e2t ce-am eu acas\u0103, flori \u015fi tablouri, lo\u0163iune de m\u00e2ini). Muzic\u0103 live cu orchestr\u0103 sau solist\u0103+pian, ori un mix ambiental tocmai scos pe pia\u0163\u0103 (un Buddha Bar, un Claude Challe, de-astea). “C\u0103pitanul de sal\u0103” (a\u015fa se nume\u015fte “\u015feful de sal\u0103”) \u00ee\u0163i g\u0103se\u015fte un loc imediat, sau dac\u0103 ai preferin\u0163e perverse de genul “vreau 4 locuri la geamul barului” se d\u0103 peste cap ca s\u0103 te mul\u0163umeasc\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u00eentr-adev\u0103r nu poate, \u00ee\u015fi cere scuze la nesf\u00e2r\u015fit p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eencepi tu s\u0103 te sim\u0163i prost. Odat\u0103 ce te-ai a\u015fezat, apare imediat meniul, \u00ee\u0163i alegi dintr-o luung\u0103 list\u0103 de cocktailuri \u015fi mocktailuri, \u00een 5 minute apare tot ce-ai cerut pe mas\u0103. Dac\u0103 vrei o havan\u0103, poftim de \u0163i-o alege din humidor. Pre\u0163urile sunt apropiate de pre\u0163urile de supermarket, cu excep\u0163ia b\u0103uturilor alcoolice, care au ni\u015fte pre\u0163uri relativ astronomice comparativ cu cele din \u0163ar\u0103.<\/p>\n

Bucure\u015fti:<\/strong> e weekend, ies seara \u00een ora\u015f. Am de ales \u00eentre nenum\u0103rate terase cu scaune de plastic, sau cluburi cu preten\u0163ii de lux \u015fi b\u0103\u015fini similare, unde ies to\u0163i parveni\u0163ii locali pentru a-\u015fi etala ultimele cuceriri siliconate sau a-\u015fi arunca cheile de la ma\u015fin\u0103 pe mas\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103 cu noul telefon mobil. \u00cen primele url\u0103 muzica \u015fi nu ai cum s\u0103 te \u00een\u0163elegi om cu persoan\u0103 din cauza h\u0103rm\u0103laiei, \u00een ultimele url\u0103 muzica \u015fi … cam la fel. Difer\u0103 luminile. Te lup\u0163i prin bezn\u0103 s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti o nenorocit\u0103 de mas\u0103 liber\u0103, te a\u015fezi, \u015fi dac\u0103 ai noroc te observ\u0103 cineva s\u0103 te \u00eentrebe cam ce vrei de la via\u0163\u0103… de la bar. Ar fi bine s\u0103 te \u00eencadrezi \u00een ceva care se g\u0103se\u015fte la sticl\u0103, \u015fi s\u0103 n-ai preten\u0163ii de cocktailuri mai ciudate (poate doar dac\u0103 ai chef s\u0103 \u0163i le mixezi singur). Supor\u0163i c\u00e2t supor\u0163i, pe la 2 AM oricum vor \u00eencepe manelele. Ceri o not\u0103 de plat\u0103 care vine dup\u0103 juma’ de or\u0103 \u015fi te cer\u0163i cu chelneri\u0163a pentru 2 sticle de Jack Daniels \u00een loc de una.<\/p>\n

Dubai: <\/strong>te duci la plaj\u0103. Nimeni nu te streseaz\u0103 la cap, nu url\u0103 muzica pe plaj\u0103. Barurile sunt retrase \u00eenspre uscat, muzica e \u00een surdin\u0103 \u00een timpul zilei. Exist\u0103 beach-bar-uri ca la carte, care vor pune muzic\u0103 odat\u0103 cu \u00eenceperea nop\u0163ii, \u015fi se vor umple cu “trendinezi”. Securitatea e impresionant\u0103, zeci de dulapuri bipede cu sta\u0163ii de emisie recep\u0163ie la centur\u0103 se plimb\u0103 prin zon\u0103. Se st\u0103 la bar sau pe saltele imense, a\u015fezate pe plaj\u0103. Dac\u0103 am b\u0103ut, iau un taxi p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103, care taxeaz\u0103 la pre\u0163ul corect afi\u015fat pe portier\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu am b\u0103ut, iau ma\u015fina din parcare \u015fi m\u0103 duc acas\u0103, unde m\u0103 distrez pe seama benzilor de cauciuc de pe pere\u0163i \u015fi de pe col\u0163urile de zid (pentru protejarea ma\u015finii) \u015fi a oglinzilor de unghi mort din curbe.<\/p>\n

Bucure\u015fti:<\/strong> plaj\u0103. Manele, porumb fiert, scandal, \u015fezlonguri scumpe, gunoi. Am obosit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

O s\u0103 reiau, din plictiseal\u0103, ni\u015fte idei pomenite mai devreme despre via\u0163a de-aici. Dar o voi face \u00een exemple, compar\u00e2nd o zi de aici cu o zi de-acas\u0103. Dubai: m\u0103 trezesc, m\u0103n\u00e2nc, beau cafeaua. Cobor cu liftul \u00een parcarea subteran\u0103, iau ma\u015fina. A\u015ftept 15 minute \u00een ambuteiaj p\u00e2n\u0103 ies \u00een \u015foseaua mare, fac 40 km…(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[182,47],"class_list":["post-605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-calatorii","tag-calatorii","tag-dubai"],"yoast_head":"\n\u015ei totu\u015fi, de ce s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"O s\u0103 reiau, din plictiseal\u0103, ni\u015fte idei pomenite mai devreme despre via\u0163a de-aici. 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