{"id":623,"date":"2008-10-22T08:42:28","date_gmt":"2008-10-22T06:42:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=623"},"modified":"2008-10-22T08:42:28","modified_gmt":"2008-10-22T06:42:28","slug":"dubai-duday-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/dubai-duday-43\/","title":{"rendered":"Dubai, DuDay 43"},"content":{"rendered":"

A\u015faa… nimic senza\u0163ional de relatat \u00een ultima vreme, \u00een afar\u0103 de ture de 12 ore \u015fi somn cu \u0163\u00e2r\u00e2ita. Ni\u015fte boabe disparate de prin zon\u0103.<\/p>\n

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De prin campus. <\/strong>Avem mai multe facult\u0103\u0163i prin zon\u0103, de genul “Facultatea pentru b\u0103rba\u0163i Dubai” (nu glumesc, a\u015fa se cheam\u0103!) sau “Facultatea de mod\u0103 parizian\u0103” (\u015fi cic\u0103 asta e una din cele mai renumite facult\u0103\u0163i). \u015ei \u00eentr-o zi, \u00een drum spre sursa local\u0103 de hran\u0103, aud c\u00e2\u0163iva studen\u0163i discut\u00e2nd programul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii viitoare.<\/p>\n

“Deeeci, doamna profesoar\u0103, m\u00e2ine avem excursie, daaa?<\/em>”<\/p>\n

“Da, mergem *nu\u015ftiuunde* si facem *nu\u015ftiuce*.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“\u015eiii, doamna profesoar\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, putem s\u0103 venim cu ma\u015fina proprie, daaa?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Da, e ok, dar urma\u0163i autobuzul \u015fcolii.”<\/em><\/p>\n

“\u015ei ziua urm\u0103toare mergem la bowling, \u015fi joi \u00een vizit\u0103 *nu\u015ftiuunde*, daaa?”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Da copii…”<\/em><\/p>\n

Ce oameni. Ce facult\u0103\u0163i.<\/p>\n

De pe la birou<\/strong>. Am c\u00e2\u0163iva colegi din India \u015fi Pakistan, care lucreaz\u0103 pe aceea\u015fi felie de p\u00e2ine. Engleza lor e destul de ok, dar bie\u0163ii de ei probabil nu vor sc\u0103pa niciodat\u0103 de accentul \u0103la tipic indian-englezesc, redat perfect de Apu<\/a> din Simpsons. C\u00e2nd mai discut\u0103 \u00eentre ei chestii tehnice, vorbesc \u00een limba lor de-acas\u0103, motiv pentru care eu aud fix ca \u00een bancul \u0103la cu “un pahar de … ce”: tranca bonca zdranga poc poc tichi tichi uaga pic <\/em>CISCO \u0163aca tranca paca paca tichi tic poc pic <\/em>Solaris pichi pic ! <\/em>Foarte amuzant.<\/p>\n

Din ora\u015f. <\/strong>N-am auzit pe nimeni, pe nimeni, dar absolut pe nimeni zic\u00e2nd c\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 aici. To\u0163i spun c\u0103 au de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 stea c\u00e2\u0163iva ani, s\u0103 str\u00e2ng\u0103 bani, \u015fi s\u0103 se multe \u00een alt\u0103 parte. Cei n\u0103scu\u0163i aici constituie \u00een prezent cam 20% din totalul popula\u0163iei, \u015fi autorit\u0103\u0163ile sunt cam speriate de faptul c\u0103 se estimeaz\u0103 c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 2015-2020 procentajul se va reduce la vreo 5%. Probabil \u0103sta e motivul pentru care \u00ee\u015fi protejeaz\u0103 locuitorii cu at\u00e2ta ferocitate ?<\/p>\n

Ca str\u0103in, nu po\u0163i cump\u0103ra propriet\u0103\u0163i aici; po\u0163i cel mult s\u0103 le concesionezi pe 99 de ani. Ca str\u0103in, nu po\u0163i s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i \u00eenfiin\u0163ezi pe cont propriu o afacere sau o companie aici; trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenchei un parteneriat cu un localnic, a c\u0103rui singur\u0103 corvoad\u0103 real\u0103 este s\u0103 semneze ni\u015fte h\u00e2rtii, dup\u0103 care va primi periodic o parte din profitul t\u0103u, pentru simplul fapt c\u0103 e partenerul t\u0103u. Ca str\u0103in, condi\u0163iile de garantare pentru acordarea unei vize sunt extrem de grele; ca localnic, n-ai nici o restric\u0163ie. Ca localnic, prime\u015fti un fel de salariu (destul de consistent) chiar dac\u0103 stai degeaba; practic, munce\u015fti doar dac\u0103 n-ai alte hobby-uri. Pe de o parte, \u00eei admir pentru cum creeaz\u0103 tot felul de avantaje pentru propriul popor; pe de alt\u0103 parte, e foarte enervant s\u0103 vezi cum unii beneficiaz\u0103 de o c\u00e2rc\u0103 de atu-uri pentru simplul fapt c\u0103 s-au n\u0103scut \u00een alt punct de pe glob.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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