{"id":692,"date":"2008-11-07T17:07:36","date_gmt":"2008-11-07T15:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=692"},"modified":"2008-11-07T19:17:29","modified_gmt":"2008-11-07T17:17:29","slug":"ai-avut-de-a-face-cu-dubai-ul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/ai-avut-de-a-face-cu-dubai-ul\/","title":{"rendered":"Ai avut de-a face cu Dubai-ul …"},"content":{"rendered":"

… dac\u0103:<\/p>\n

1. Crezi c\u0103 \u00een California este frig.<\/p>\n

2. Nu te ui\u0163i de 2 ori c\u00e2nd trece o ma\u015fin\u0103 de un sfert de milion de dolari pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine.<\/p>\n

3. Un prieten de-al t\u0103u a c\u00e2\u015ftigat o ma\u015fin\u0103 la un concurs organizat de un mall. De 2 ori.<\/p>\n

4. Cola e mai ieftin\u0103 dec\u00e2t apa. La fel \u015fi benzina.<\/p>\n

5. Un european te \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 mergi cu c\u0103mila la birou. \u015ei \u00eei spui c\u0103 ai v\u0103zut mai multe Ferrari, Lamborghini \u015fi Porsche-uri dec\u00e2t \u00een toat\u0103 Europa.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

6. \u015etii unde e Burj Al Arab.<\/p>\n

7. Nu ai avut dec\u00e2t TV prin satelit, \u015fi ai aflat ce e “cablul” abia c\u00e2nd ai venit \u00een Europa.<\/p>\n

8. Toate restaurantele fast-food livreaz\u0103 acas\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 la 4 diminea\u0163a.<\/p>\n

9. Dac\u0103 s-a stricat aerul condi\u0163ionat la birou, r\u0103m\u00e2i acas\u0103 \u00een ziua aia.<\/p>\n

10. Ai haine pentru 2 anotimpuri: fierbinte \u015fi foarte cald.<\/p>\n

11. E\u015fti obi\u015fnuit s\u0103 dai instruc\u0163iuni de orientare dup\u0103 cl\u0103dirile cunoscute; habar n-ai cum st\u0103 treaba cu numele str\u0103zilor.<\/p>\n

12. Poli\u0163ia merge pe banda de urgen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi taie fa\u0163a altora.<\/p>\n

13. Weekendul e vineri \u015fi s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103.<\/p>\n

14. Nu te miri c\u00e2nd vezi o c\u0103mil\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 drum. Sau pe trecerea de c\u0103mile.<\/p>\n

15. \u015etii c\u0103 studen\u0163ii de la Dubai Men’s College pot s\u0103 conduc\u0103 un Nissan Patrol de 28 de ori \u00eentr-un sens giratoriu. Pe 2 ro\u0163i.<\/p>\n

16. Ai v\u0103zut un dans al s\u0103biilor. La o nunt\u0103.<\/p>\n

17. Ai trecut printr-o furtun\u0103 de nisip. \u015etii c\u0103 nisipul \u00een\u0163eap\u0103, zg\u00e2rie vopseaua ma\u015finilor \u015fi te poate orbi.<\/p>\n

18. Prietenul t\u0103u poate intra gratuit la Burj Al Arab pentru c\u0103 are un num\u0103r de \u00eenmatriculare format dintr-o singur\u0103 cifr\u0103.<\/p>\n

19. Ai a\u0163ipit \u00een trafic 10 minute \u015fi nu s-a mi\u015fcat nimeni \u00een jur.<\/p>\n

20. Nu \u00een\u0163elegi de ce trebuie s\u0103 cobori din ma\u015fin\u0103 la benzin\u0103rie.<\/p>\n

2,4,6,8,9,10, 11,13,14,17,20 ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Ah, \u015fi nu Burj Al Arab este cel mai luxos din lume, ci Emirates Palace<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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