{"id":702,"date":"2008-11-11T12:03:37","date_gmt":"2008-11-11T10:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=702"},"modified":"2008-11-11T12:03:37","modified_gmt":"2008-11-11T10:03:37","slug":"boabe-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/boabe-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Boabe"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>a\u015fteptam frumos la o trecere de pietoni de la o strad\u0103 aglomerat\u0103, c\u00e2nd din ma\u015finile care a\u015fteptau pe sensul opus se desprinde un ciumpalac cu un Peugeot 206 argintiu, trece printre pietoni, \u015fi o zbughe\u015fte mai departe. Problema e c\u0103 i-a t\u0103iat fa\u0163a unui preot. Preotul s-a uitat dup\u0103 el cu o privire serioas\u0103. P\u0103i de\u015fteptul cu Peugeotul nu s-o fi g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 se contorizeaz\u0103 acolo sus?<\/li>\n<li>mici pl\u0103ceri ale vie\u0163ii #382193-3: s\u0103 te opre\u015fti la o benzin\u0103rie aflat\u0103 la naiba \u00een praznic, vara \u00een drum spre litoral, s\u0103 te dezbraci de echipamentul de piele \u015fi s\u0103 te usuci la soare c\u00e2t timp bei 2 Redbull reci-reci, \u015ftiind c\u0103 mai ai juma&#8217; de or\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 vezi marea.<\/li>\n<li>s-a ieftinit benzina. Am f\u0103cut ceea ce de obicei nu fac, \u015fi-am alimentat la Petrom. B\u0103iatul de la benzin\u0103rie a s\u0103rit s\u0103 m\u0103 ajute, dup\u0103 care c\u00e2nd i-am zis c\u0103 m\u0103 descurc, s-a oferit s\u0103-mi spele geamurile. Eu eram \u00een m\u00e2nec\u0103 scurt\u0103 p-afar\u0103, el era cu fes \u015fi pufoaic\u0103. O fi zis c\u0103-s nebun \u015fi s-a g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 nu-i arunc benzin\u0103ria \u00een aer.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a\u015fteptam frumos la o trecere de pietoni de la o strad\u0103 aglomerat\u0103, c\u00e2nd din ma\u015finile care a\u015fteptau pe sensul opus se desprinde un ciumpalac cu un Peugeot 206 argintiu, trece printre pietoni, \u015fi o zbughe\u015fte mai departe. Problema e c\u0103 i-a t\u0103iat fa\u0163a unui preot. Preotul s-a uitat dup\u0103 el cu o privire serioas\u0103. 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