{"id":824,"date":"2008-12-17T02:28:27","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T00:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=824"},"modified":"2008-12-21T22:09:02","modified_gmt":"2008-12-21T20:09:02","slug":"cum-ajunge-lumea-aici-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/cum-ajunge-lumea-aici-3\/","title":{"rendered":"cum ajunge lumea aici, #3"},"content":{"rendered":"

Deja devine amuzant.<\/p>\n

pret lei andre rieu<\/strong> – din p\u0103cate, nu cred c\u0103 are concert \u00een cur\u00e2nd pe la noi. Dar, cine \u015ftie. http:\/\/www.andrerieu.com<\/a><\/p>\n

rominu<\/strong> – … tot rom\u00e2n, da.<\/p>\n

camioane cu nitroglicerina<\/strong> – Hopa… \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 e\u015fti sup\u0103rat c-a ie\u015fit Obama, dar totu\u015fi.<\/p>\n

ce card de memorie trebuie la psp<\/strong> – Memory Stick Pro Duo [tm].<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

saituri porno gratis<\/strong> – treci acas\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103-\u0163i temele, derbedeule! \u015fi dup\u0103 aia s\u0103-\u0163i faci curat \u00een camer\u0103.<\/p>\n

cardurile pentru salarii au codul de bare 666<\/strong> – … iar angajatorul t\u0103u e dracu’ \u00een persoan\u0103, sufletul t\u0103u e pierdut pentru totdeauna \u015fi tu o s\u0103 te re\u00eencarnezi \u00eentr-o nicoval\u0103. WTF, cardurile bancare nici m\u0103car nu au cod de bare!<\/p>\n

benzina zippo romania<\/strong> – e gaz, nu benzin\u0103, \u015fi se g\u0103se\u015fte \u00een orice tutungerie mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii (e una prezent\u0103 mai prin toate Carrefour-urile), sau \u00een magazinele cu accesorii pentru pictur\u0103 (cic\u0103 s-ar folosi \u015fi la cur\u0103\u0163at … pensule, cred). Acum s\u0103 nu te-apuci s\u0103 pui diluant \u00een brichet\u0103, da?<\/p>\n

dubai stewardese<\/strong> – vrei s\u0103 cumperi, s\u0103 \u00eenchiriezi … fii mai clar.<\/p>\n

arhiva de spam<\/strong> – dac\u0103 vrei SPAM rom\u00e2nesc \u015fi metode de filtrare, \u00eencearc\u0103 http:\/\/www.abuse.ro\/<\/a><\/p>\n

ianuarie <\/strong>– ermm… da, vine. P\u0103zea.<\/p>\n

brd net saturat<\/strong> – da, \u015fi eu m-am s\u0103turat. Singura solu\u0163ie, \u00eenc-o … banc\u0103. O alt\u0103 banc\u0103.<\/p>\n

pozitionare ariel<\/strong> – \u00een dulapul din baie, al doilea raft de\u00c2\u00a0 sus.<\/p>\n

cel mai mare ecran touch phone<\/strong> – dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00een\u015fel, deocamdat\u0103 este de\u0163inut de HTC Touch HD … cu un ecran de 3.8″.<\/p>\n

you toube romania muzica cu primari<\/strong> – au \u00eenceput primarii s\u0103 c\u00e2nte? am \u00eencurcat-o … emigrez.<\/p>\n

pronunta numele corect cand suna la symbian<\/strong> – nu prea ai cum. Ce auzi tu \u00een pronun\u0163ia aia este o voce sintetizat\u0103, care se bazeaz\u0103 mult pe faptul c\u0103 numele alea sunt nume engleze\u015fti. Ca atare, p\u00e2n\u0103 Nokia n-o s\u0103 considere fabrica de la Jucu suficient de important\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 includ\u0103 un modul de sintez\u0103 vocal\u0103 adaptat limbii rom\u00e2ne, va trebui s\u0103-l supor\u0163i a\u015fa cum e.<\/p>\n

intrare politehnica splaiul independentei<\/strong> – fix vizavi de MAXX, n-ai cum s\u0103 ratezi. \u00cens\u0103 din c\u00e2te \u0163in minte, mu\u0163ufanii au pus barier\u0103 \u015fi nu mai po\u0163i ie\u015fi \u00een Iuliu Maniu.<\/p>\n

cum gasesc o firma dupa nume si cod fiscal?<\/strong> – vezi\u00c2\u00a0 pe pagina Ministerului de Finan\u0163e<\/a>.<\/p>\n

aici sunt bani dumneavoastra dubai<\/strong> – B\u0103sescu n-a fost niciodat\u0103 primar \u00een Dubai. Ce bine de ei, nu?<\/p>\n

cum de ajunge in dubai<\/strong> – cu avionul, \u00een general. preturi duty free dubai<\/strong> – mari ! dubai reguli<\/strong> – multe \u015fi nasoale!<\/p>\n

mancarimi la fund<\/strong> – nu mai bine te duci tu la doctor ?<\/p>\n

ce mai stiti de gx65 de la beltronics<\/strong> -\u00c2\u00a0 nimic, al naibii, nu mai sun\u0103, n-a mai dat pe-acas\u0103 de mult.<\/p>\n

am sa ma trezesc mort<\/strong> – ermm… dac\u0103 mori, sigur nu te mai treze\u015fti. Dac\u0103 nu mori, te treze\u015fti, \u015fi atunci nu e\u015fti mort. Hai c-a fost simplu.<\/p>\n

sms pentru idioti<\/strong> – “hy, k fc ? poop!” … erm, nu-mi iese. Inspir\u0103-te \u015fi tu din comentariile de la pozele de pe Hi5.<\/p>\n

Oh… boy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Deja devine amuzant. pret lei andre rieu – din p\u0103cate, nu cred c\u0103 are concert \u00een cur\u00e2nd pe la noi. Dar, cine \u015ftie. http:\/\/www.andrerieu.com rominu – … tot rom\u00e2n, da. camioane cu nitroglicerina – Hopa… \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 e\u015fti sup\u0103rat c-a ie\u015fit Obama, dar totu\u015fi. ce card de memorie trebuie la psp – Memory Stick Pro…(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[73,72],"class_list":["post-824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-din-lume","tag-cautari","tag-www"],"yoast_head":"\ncum ajunge lumea aici, #3<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Deja devine amuzant. pret lei andre rieu - din p\u0103cate, nu cred c\u0103 are concert \u00een cur\u00e2nd pe la noi. 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