{"id":855,"date":"2008-12-31T04:06:46","date_gmt":"2008-12-31T02:06:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=855"},"modified":"2008-12-31T04:15:25","modified_gmt":"2008-12-31T02:15:25","slug":"idiotenii-din-hoteluri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/idiotenii-din-hoteluri\/","title":{"rendered":"idio\u0163enii din hoteluri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-858\" title=\"Do Not Disturb!\" src=\"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/dsc00470-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Do Not Disturb!\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>\u00cenainte s\u0103 plec prima oar\u0103 \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate, un amic mi-a zis: <em>s\u0103 vezi ce mi\u015fto e s\u0103 stai mereu la hotel, ai tot timpul ordine \u00een camer\u0103, prosoape schimbate zilnic! laser frate!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Numai c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd stai mai mult de 3 zile \u00eentr-un loc, pe mine chestia asta cu cur\u0103\u0163enia zilnic\u0103 m\u0103 scoate din s\u0103rite. Mult\u0103 lume zice c\u0103 sunt dezordonat, dar aparenta dezordine haotic\u0103 este haosul meu cunoscut \u00een am\u0103nunt, de unde \u015ftiu s\u0103-mi recuperez orice lucru care-mi trebuie. \u015ei c\u00e2nd cineva &#8220;\u00eemi face ordine \u00een haos&#8221;, m\u0103 scoate din s\u0103rite. Nu comentez asupra faptului c\u0103 ave\u0163i un hotel cu fi\u0163e, dar care are o piscin\u0103 c\u00e2t 3 c\u0103zi de baie \u015fi nici o camer\u0103 cu balcon. Nu comentez nici asupra faptului c\u0103 la 11:00 seara m-a\u0163i sunat s\u0103 dau televizorul mai \u00eencet, de\u015fi era la volum 20 din 60 (mai tare dec\u00e2t \u00eel ascult eu \u00een mod normal) pentru c\u0103 n-auzeam &#8220;Seinfeld&#8221; din cauza h\u0103rm\u0103laiei de la sala de concerte aflat\u0103 la 5 metri de geamul meu. Dar pentru c\u0103 v-a\u0163i luat de semnul meu cu &#8220;Nu deranja\u0163i&#8221; &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ca atare, atunci c\u00e2nd stau mai mult \u00eentr-un loc, de obicei at\u00e2rn din start semnul de &#8220;Nu deranja\u0163i&#8221; pe u\u015f\u0103, \u015fi-l scot doar o dat\u0103 la c\u00e2teva zile. Nu lucrez la mina de c\u0103rbuni, ca s\u0103-mi fie schimbate zilnic toate cele 5 prosoape din baie, mi se pare o risip\u0103 (ap\u0103, detergent, resurse, ce vre\u0163i voi). Nu consum un s\u0103pun pe zi, \u015fi nici o sticl\u0103 de \u015fampon pe zi. Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103-mi fac micul meu univers \u00een camer\u0103, nu mi-l strica, \u015fi ne \u00een\u0163elegem bine.<\/p>\n<p>Eh, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum am avut parte numai de hoteluri tembele \u00een privin\u0163a asta. \u00cen Dubai, cred c\u0103 m\u0103 p\u00e2ndeau filipinezii pe hol, doar ca s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe &#8220;room cleaning, sir?&#8221; \u015fi p\u0103reau dezam\u0103gi\u0163i de refuzul meu amabil. Aici au fost relativ cumin\u0163i vreo 2-3 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, dup\u0103 care m-au sunat \u00eentr-o zi s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 sunt mul\u0163umit de servicii (prima oar\u0103 a p\u0103rut normal, dar atunci c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 a 3-a oar\u0103 \u00eentr-o lun\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 cred c\u0103 m\u0103 verificau dac\u0103 n-am dat ortu&#8217; popii \u00een camer\u0103 \u015fi nu mai are cine s\u0103 le pl\u0103teasc\u0103 factura). Totul a culminat \u00eentr-o duminic\u0103, c\u00e2nd tanti-le de la cur\u0103\u0163enie a vrut s\u0103 intre \u00een camer\u0103, de\u015fi semnul meu at\u00e2rna \u00eenc\u0103 pe u\u015f\u0103! Presimt c\u0103 n-a \u00een\u0163eles nimic din \u00eenjur\u0103turile mele rom\u00e2ne\u015fti de om trezit din somn, \u015fi s-a c\u0103rat&#8230; noroc c\u0103 era u\u015fa \u00eenchis\u0103 pe din\u0103untru. Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 e duminic\u0103, c\u0103 e joi la pr\u00e2nz sau vineri seara: dac\u0103 e semnul pe u\u015f\u0103, nu intri nene! poate dansez \u00een fundul gol prin camer\u0103, num\u0103r banii \u00eencasa\u0163i pe droguri, poate levitez pe mochet\u0103, treaba mea ce fac!<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 2 zile nu mi-am mai g\u0103sit semnul de &#8220;Nu deranja\u0163i&#8221; ag\u0103\u0163at de clan\u0163\u0103. Nici \u00een camer\u0103, pe interior, nu era. Ca atare, am tras singura concluzie rezonabil\u0103: m\u0103garii mi-au \u015fparlit semnul meu preferat! din p\u0103cate (pentru ei, desigur) habar n-au de inventivitatea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 \u00een ac\u0163iune, combinat\u0103 cu tembelismul meu spontan.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa c\u0103 am luat frumos meniul de room-service (2 coli A4 de carton), l-am \u00eemp\u0103turit bine-bine p\u00e2n\u0103 a ajuns de l\u0103\u0163imea cardului magnetic de acces \u00een camer\u0103, am scris mare pe el cu pixul &#8220;NO&#8221; \u015fi l-am \u00eenfipt \u00een fanta u\u015fii, aia prin care dai cu cardul ca s\u0103 se deschid\u0103. Seara aveam un semn de &#8220;Nu deranja\u0163i&#8221; nou-nou\u0163 ag\u0103\u0163at de u\u015f\u0103, \u015fi un meniu nou de room-service. &#8216;r-a\u0163i ai dracu&#8217; cu melcii vo\u015ftri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenainte s\u0103 plec prima oar\u0103 \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate, un amic mi-a zis: s\u0103 vezi ce mi\u015fto e s\u0103 stai mereu la hotel, ai tot timpul ordine \u00een camer\u0103, prosoape schimbate zilnic! laser frate! Numai c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd stai mai mult de 3 zile \u00eentr-un loc, pe mine chestia asta cu cur\u0103\u0163enia zilnic\u0103 m\u0103 scoate din s\u0103rite.<a class=\"continue-link\" href=\"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/idiotenii-din-hoteluri\/\">&#8230;(Continue Reading)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[182],"class_list":["post-855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-calatorii","tag-calatorii"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>idio\u0163enii din hoteluri<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"\u00cenainte s\u0103 plec prima oar\u0103 \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate, un amic mi-a zis: s\u0103 vezi ce mi\u015fto e s\u0103 stai mereu la hotel, ai tot timpul ordine 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