{"id":909,"date":"2009-01-22T00:28:33","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T22:28:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=909"},"modified":"2009-01-22T00:28:33","modified_gmt":"2009-01-21T22:28:33","slug":"uruguay-gata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/uruguay-gata\/","title":{"rendered":"uruguay &#8230; gata"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eu am num\u0103rat 56 de zile, oficial au fost 60, hotelul a facturat 62. C-a\u015fa-i \u00een tenis. Am reu\u015fit s\u0103 adorm \u00een avion, noroc c\u0103 m-am trezit la timp s\u0103 v\u0103d cum r\u0103sare soarele deasupra Atlanticului. \u015ei gata Uruguay. <\/p>\n<p>Motoarele de Boeing 777-300ER au patrusute\u015ficeva kilonewtoni cuplu (de vreo 300 de mii de ori mai mult dec\u00e2t o ma\u015fin\u0103 obi\u015fnuit\u0103), vreo 115 mii cai putere \u015fi pale de 3,2 metri. Iar \u00een Schiphol, pista de aterizare trece pe deasupra unui pasaj rutier; cred c\u0103 e o senza\u0163ie deosebit\u0103 s\u0103 fii \u00een pasajul \u0103la cu ma\u015fina \u00een timp ce un nene face taxi cu Boeingul de 400 de tone pe deasupra sc\u00e2f\u00e2rliei tale. Cu toate astea, m\u0103g\u0103oaia e foarte bl\u00e2nd\u0103 la decolare \u015fi aterizare, mult mai bl\u00e2nd\u0103 dec\u00e2t 737 sau Airbus 320, care parc\u0103-s motociclete (mai ales c\u00e2nd a trebuit s\u0103 salte unul \u00een scurt de pe Porto Alegre &#8230; senza\u0163ie major\u0103).<\/p>\n<p>Ah, \u015fi diferen\u0163a dintre designul francez \u015fi cel german: <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; la Boeing: sub scaun vesta de salvare. \u00cen caz de ceva, scoate\u0163i vesta, o pune\u0163i \u00een jurul g\u00e2tului, fixa\u0163i vesta cu curelu\u015fele ata\u015fate \u00een spate \u015fi trage\u0163i de \u0163umburu\u015f. Vesta se umfl\u0103 automat, iar la contactul cu apa este emis automat un semnal luminos intermitent ca s\u0103 v\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 \u015fi noaptea \u0103ia de v\u0103 caut\u0103. \u00cen caz de ceva, ave\u0163i o \u0163uvlic\u0103 la gur\u0103 prin care mai pute\u0163i umfla la vest\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; la Airbus: folosi\u0163i perna scaunului ca dispozitiv plutitor. Adic\u0103 are 2 curelu\u015fe, \u0163ine-te \u015fi tu de ea acolo c\u00e2t plute\u015fti. Halal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eu am num\u0103rat 56 de zile, oficial au fost 60, hotelul a facturat 62. C-a\u015fa-i \u00een tenis. Am reu\u015fit s\u0103 adorm \u00een avion, noroc c\u0103 m-am trezit la timp s\u0103 v\u0103d cum r\u0103sare soarele deasupra Atlanticului. \u015ei gata Uruguay. 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