{"id":961,"date":"2009-02-06T00:13:27","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T22:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/?p=961"},"modified":"2009-02-06T00:18:22","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T22:18:22","slug":"paris-jour-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/paris-jour-5\/","title":{"rendered":"paris, jour #5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/dsc00511.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-965\" title=\"Cuba Libre \u00een Paris\" src=\"http:\/\/vaxxi.net\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/dsc00511-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Cuba Libre \u00een Paris\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>N-a\u015f fi crezut c\u0103 \u00eentr-un ora\u015f at\u00e2t de tehnologizat ca Parisul, care acum 3 ani oferea deja 200 de canale TV digitale, 10 mbps download \u015fi telefonie VoIP aproape gratuit pentru treij&#8217; de euro pe lun\u0103, mai pot exista hoteluri cu Internet care func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 pe principiul &#8220;ie-te matale priza \u00een perete, avem \u015fi wireless, da&#8217; po\u0163i s\u0103 te hlize\u015fti c\u00e2t vrei la ele c\u0103 nu po\u0163i \u00eenc\u0103rca o am\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 de pagin\u0103 nici dac\u0103 bagi incanta\u0163ii aztece timp de-o or\u0103&#8221;. A\u015fadar, iat\u0103-m\u0103 ca trendinezul cu laptopul la cafenea, pe wireless. Am MacBook negru, \u0163ig\u0103ri slim mentolate \u015fi m\u0103n\u00e2nc cl\u0103tite cu <a href=\"http:\/\/www.grand-marnier.com\" target=\"_blank\">Grand Marnier<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0(care-s mai alcoolizate dec\u00e2t Cuba Libre pe care-l vede\u0163i \u00een poza din anex\u0103) &#8211; deci m\u0103 integrez perfect.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Apropo de m\u00e2ncare: luni caracati\u0163\u0103 \u00een frig\u0103ruie la restaurantul portughez, mar\u0163i penne a la Arabia \u00een italienesc, miercuri salat\u0103 cu br\u00e2nz\u0103 albastr\u0103 la bistro, azi sushi la japonez, m\u00e2ine hoummous \u015fi fattoush la libanez. Cred c\u0103 de m\u00e2ine pot s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc cu succes \u015fi piuli\u0163e galvanizate de strung rotativ, ar fi doar o alt\u0103 noutate gastronomic\u0103 pentru nedumeritul meu sistem alimentator\/hr\u0103nitor (c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu cum \u00eei zice \u00een biologie,na! digestiv, \u0103sta era).\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u00cencep s\u0103 m\u0103 mire unele tr\u0103zn\u0103i de decora\u0163iuni interioare \u015fi idei cre\u0163e pe care le \u00eent\u00e2lnesc aici. Prima dr\u0103covenie a fost \u00eentrerup\u0103torul cu ceas, montat \u00een toaleta onoratei cl\u0103diri \u00een care prestez activit\u0103\u0163i diurne. \u00centrerup\u0103torul \u0103sta cu ceas este fix (cine-a avut, \u015ftie) ca butonul de la ma\u015finile de sp\u0103lat AlbaLux: \u00eenv\u0103r\u0163i de el c\u00e2t estimezi matale c\u0103 ai nevoie, lumina se aprinde, \u015fi \u00eentrerup\u0103torul \u00eencepe s\u0103 se mi\u015fte u\u015furel \u00eenapoi tic\u0103ind ca o bomb\u0103 cu ceas fabricat\u0103 \u00een People&#8217;s Republic of China. C\u00e2nd ajunge la cap\u0103t, lumina se stinge, ca s\u0103 nu existe riscul ca h\u0103b\u0103ucul s\u0103 uite lumina aprins\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 moar\u0103 balenele albastre din cauz\u0103 c-am risipit io energia planetei. Eh, cui i-a tr\u0103znit prin minte inven\u0163ia asta, \u00eei urez s\u0103 aib\u0103 ni\u015fte odrasle \u015fugube\u0163e care s\u0103-i sting\u0103 \u015fi lui lumina de 3 ori pe zi c\u00e2t e pe la privat\u0103, s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce senza\u0163ii marf\u0103 sunt!<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 aia, vine una bucat\u0103 baterie de chiuvet\u0103 (mai exact, \u00een restaurantul japonez <a href=\"http:\/\/www.resto.fr\/restaurant\/montrouge\/noki\/21548\" target=\"_blank\">Noki<\/a> de la botul hotelului, unde am dus discu\u0163ii savante cu japonezoaica de servea, pe motiv de &#8220;eu vorbesc corect francez\u0103 \u015fi tu nu&#8221;). Una baterie de chiuvet\u0103 superb\u0103, la fel de superb\u0103 ca o pictur\u0103 a lui Salvador Dali&#8230; la care m-am holbat ca taurul timp de 30 de secunde \u00eentreb\u00e2nd-m\u0103 de unde dracu&#8217; se porne\u015fte apa. B\u0103i nene, deci am schimbat bujii de motociclet\u0103, mi-am pornit ma\u015fina cu \u015furubelni\u0163a dup\u0103 ce mi s-a stricat contactul de la cheie, am montat mult\u0103 mobil\u0103 de la IKEA &#8230; dar abia dup\u0103 un minut am g\u0103sit de unde se d\u0103 drumul la ap\u0103 prin parascovenia aia! \u015ei m-am sp\u0103lat cu ap\u0103 rece, c\u0103 aia cald\u0103 n-am g\u0103sit-o.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen episodul urm\u0103tor, cititorii vor afla despre cum m-am trezit eu (c\u0103 deh, pe-aici cam dorm ambulant) cu o negres\u0103 \u00een bra\u0163e \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N-a\u015f fi crezut c\u0103 \u00eentr-un ora\u015f at\u00e2t de tehnologizat ca Parisul, care acum 3 ani oferea deja 200 de canale TV digitale, 10 mbps download \u015fi telefonie VoIP aproape gratuit pentru treij&#8217; de euro pe lun\u0103, mai pot exista hoteluri cu Internet care func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 pe principiul &#8220;ie-te matale priza \u00een perete, avem 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