Google – Don’t be evil. Microsoft – Be incompetent. Intel – Be oligopolistic. Dell – Be beige. Acer – Be shoddy. HP – Be recurrent. Cisco – Be expensive. Sony – Be invasive. Twitter – Terse. Apple – Be exclusive. Facebook – Be evil. Amazon – Be cloudy. Slashdot – Be a dupe. Yahoo – Be mediocre. Slashdot – Be a dupe. Wikipedia – Be {citation needed}. Ebay – Be A+++++. Youtube – Be dat vid suked ur gay u faget. Craigslist – Be a prostitute. RIM – Be outdated. Verizon – Be abusive. T-Mobile – Wear a sun dress. AT&T – Be… [carrier lost]
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Oracle: Don’t not be evil?
Haha, excelent! Oracle: Don’t be not ORA-01323 🙂